Jack Parkman

Oppo boppo for Yoan!

You win the thread.

Dude it's April Fool's day

Yeah he's probably quitting until Hahn is fired.

Hahn should have been fired 3x by now, after the 2015, 2016 and 2022 seasons. (Balta will argue more but I don't think any org would have fired him before 2015)

Edit: wrong I guess.

Whoever said Graveman=Linebrink nailed it.

Fucking Diekman.

WTP from 10D

This is actually glorious.

Holy s%*#.

Robert is Mike Cameron with no plate discipline.

Disagree. He hits too many ground balls. He'll never hit .290 or 40 HR over a full season hitting the ball on the ground as much as he does. Quite frankly it's amazing he hit 30 in 2019. Probably more bouncy ball related than anything.

You could say that about everyone on the Sox except Cease and possibly Giolito.

Benintendi looks like arse so far lots of weak groundouts

Lynn gets out of it but lots of hard contact

I wish more people realized this. It's more a knock on Vaughn than praise of Sheets. That being said, I'm the dumbass that has Vaughn on my fantasy team lol

Again, they should have traded Vaughn for some pitching and gone with Sheets and Burger at 1B

@Quin I had no idea they traded Alvarez like the Sox traded Tatis. I thought Alvarez was already on multiple T100 lists when he got traded to Houston.

My literal reaction to the trade, the day it was made: Watch Tatis become an uber prospect and Shields become Danks. Because White Sox.

The person that called Tatis becoming an uber prospect on the moment the trade was made? Go look for receipts on that one. I was half joking but it's still funny. I will complain about that one forever. I'm pretty sure Alvarez is worse than Eloy in the field, if that's possible.

They traded him because he's a DH and there was no DH in the NL at the time.