Jack Parkman

Yoan's lefty swing has been fucked all year. They won't make excuses for him but I think he's been injured most of the season because they rushed him back. Obliques are a b**** for hitters.

Don't stop now boyyz.

Yoan!!!

Those teams were more talented than this bunch. Equally spineless.

Howry came across like a Richard to me. Ah yes, Royce Clayton. You all remember the Clayton vs Valentin stuff? Those were the days.

2003 was just a Jerry special. He wouldn't put them over the top. That one is not on the players.

It's one thing when your team is populated by Richards, it's another when the entire roster is going through the motions. The latter is more unlikable IMO. I don't remember who the other Richards were outside of Wells.

Same.

I don't think I hated the 2001 team anywhere close to this much.

They're all a bunch of rookies and castoffs. The Sox spent $50M on theirs.

This is probably the most unlikeable Sox team of the last 20 years.

WTF took them so long to put Lopez in the bullpen?

Sox about to fail in extras again?

I see what you did there. People should start calling Hahn Dick. His name is Richard you know.

Eloy now slumping after being on a massive heater.

Elvis with a massive brain fart.

What a bunch of schmoes.

It should be a Keuchel leash. DFA him if he still sucks by Memorial Day.

He's not if he's averaging 91 with the heater.

Graveman's velo is way down so this is not surprising.

I think his 2019-2021 has earned Giolito the opportunity to right himself. If he can't throw mid-90s next year, then the leash should be short.

That's certainly an option.

You're not going to get a pitcher with better upside in FA for $10M.

This team is a group of invertebrates.