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It's going to be such a treat to watch him at third this year. If I'm Leyland, I tape a picture of Cabrera's face onto one of these and see how long I get away with it until people catch on.

I need Kenny to only target ballplayers with last names that lend themselves to clever headlines.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Mar 25, 2012 -> 11:20 PM) Soooo if you have an Android phone, and you're typing "a nap" but you miss the space and type "anap" the phone will autocorrect it to "anal." Resulting in the following message I sent: "I need to take anal really bad right now." Haha whoopsie daisy. Must have been fun explaining that one to whoever you sent it.

QUOTE (G&T @ Mar 24, 2012 -> 08:13 PM) Borat Anthem played instead of Kazakhstan real national anthem Oh how I wish I could have been there to witness this. Looks like they played the song it's entirety, which only adds to the hilarity. It's probably in the top three funniest things I've ever seen or heard. The gymnast looks to be on the verge tears, which is terribly sad. All the years of practicing they put up with has a goal- being able to stand while your anthem is played as a tribute to your home country. What was supposed to be her moment was pretty much taken from her. Kudos to her for being able to keep it together while she was out there suffering for what probably felt like a million years to her.

Poor people throw fists at each other at bars. Rich people vote against each other to impede progress on ownership committees.

Wow. Glad no one was hurt. I feel bad for him, might be a hard thing to rebound from in his case.

I always get a kick out of family members commenting on the innocence of their relatives. Unless you were there, you have s*** to say on the matter. Your comments are about as valid as those of a blade of grass that happened to be growing near the scene.

All the thesauri in the world wouldn't help to adequately describe . s*** gets real at the 1:10 mark.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Mar 21, 2012 -> 11:21 AM) @mortreport NFL says #Saints bounties were placed on at least 4 QBs - Brett Favre, Kurt Warner, Aaron Rodgers & Cam Newton If I were a quarterback in the NFL, I think I'd actually be kind of hurt that my name wasn't on their list. It's unfortunate for New Orleans and Sean Payton that the hammer fell on them. You could blindly throw darts at an NFL dartboard and still find evidence of similar tactics being employed by the rest of the league. It's not just the NFL either- colleges and high schools aren't strangers to this. It's comparable to fights in NHL in the sense that it's part of the game- only difference to me is that one occurs under the table while the other is an accepted part of the game. I know one of my teammates was good at learning the teams that were on on our schedule in order to identify candidates that the defense could "focus" on. No money though. Just s***s and giggles.

It's obvious that he was sent to spy on their method of producing ballplayers. Kenny operates as stealthily as a desert breeze that quietly builds up to be a sandstorm.

Picking tickets up for the 3 games at Wrigley. Hoping Buehrle and Zambrano start two of them. Would be so excellent.

My favorite was Cuban Pitching Crisis from roughly around the time El Duque threw a stinker against the Angels in 2005.

Chris Sale with a bright career ahead of him in local dealership commercials.

The MADD of nature, PETA, objects to the aquariums at the Marlin's Spongebob stadium.

Stunner. Actually wondering how much this has to do with the Roger Clemens mistrial. Pettitte was set to testify in that trial IIRC.

QUOTE (Brian @ Mar 14, 2012 -> 02:50 PM) How cute. Prince and Cabrera already have their ghey after homer handshake down. They spend a day of ST on that? Prince looks fatter than last year to me. My favorite was the Konerko-Thome handshake. Damn do I miss that...

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Mar 15, 2012 -> 10:13 PM) Blue Jays looking like 4th place teams Bold of you to type that where Alex Andopopolous can read it.

Got mine yesterday. Always nice to get some correspondence from the Sox.

Not a fan of playing elite teams coming off a loss or in the midst of a losing streak, especially when the most important player isn't in the lineup.

Meh. I don't think Ozzie getting tossed ever bothered me as much as his child's Twitter account.

Has the potential to go down as one of the more awful, yet hilarious taglines of recent vintage. I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not when I first heard it.

QUOTE (flavum @ Mar 11, 2012 -> 03:03 PM) Danks not throwing strikes today. Reed isn't throwing strikes either. Hopefully working on a pitch. Coaching staff wanted to practice the approach they'll take against the Tigers this year.

For a long time I've wanted to hire an 8 piece orchestra (similar to the one on Titanic) to follow me everywhere I go and play non-stop without any exceptions. If I'm on a plane, then I expect them to charter a flight and fly uncomfortably close to my plane, if I'm driving, then they should tail me bumper to bumper in another car. Sailing a ship, playing a pick-up game of basketball, swimming, mountain climbing, on a hunting expedition in Africa etc.- following and playing the entire time. If I can achieve that without denting my bottom line, that would be my sign.

Jealous Guy - John Lennon