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Bartolo Colon's career is hilarious.

QUOTE (Frank_Thomas35 @ Dec 10, 2013 -> 01:00 PM) Another scouting report: Eaton was drafted in the 19th round of the 2010 draft out of Miami-Ohio, which was somewhat shocking to him as he expected to go somewhere around the 4th or 5th round according to some. Eaton was so upset about dropping so far he briefly considered going back to college for his senior season. Thankfully for the Dbacks he changed his mind and signed rather quickly to get going on his professional career.While it has been challenging enough for Eaton to overcome the negative stereotypes of being just 5-8, he hasn't had the best of luck by missing out on showcase opportunities throughout his early career. After a breakout junior season in high school in which he hit .486 and was named to numerous Ohio all-star lists, a bulging disk in his back limited him his senior season and he had to settle for an offer from Miami-Ohio instead of some of the bigger-name programs. He suffered a similar fate in college after an outstanding sophomore season at Miami. He was scheduled to play in the prestigious wood-bat Cape Cod league but he was the victim of a car accident that wiped out his entire summer season. A monster junior year at Miami still had plenty of buzz being generated about this scrappy little hitting machine from Ohio. The Dbacks invited Eaton to a pre-draft camp and he turned some heads within the organization. But the consensus inside headquarters was that they could wait on drafting him. Little did they know they could wait until the 19th round. Early Minor League Career The left-handed hitting Eaton came out of college hitting and he hasn't hit a single bump in the road since signing in June of 2010. Eaton was sent off to Missoula to begin his career and mutilated opposing pitchers to the tune of a ridiculous .385/.500/.585 Avg/OBP/SLG line with 14 doubles, 4 triples and 7 homers in 230 AB. He skipped Low-A and was sent directly to Visalia his second season and didn't miss a beat by posting a .332/.455/.492 line in the first half of the season. The Dbacks felt the need to challenge Eaton further by moving him all the way to AA Mobile at the break and once again Eaton just kept hitting. In addition to his prodigious On Base totals Eaton also displayed plenty of speed by playing CF and swiping 54 bases his first two years. He also flashes some pop for a little guy with a strong, wrist-y swing that allows him to elevate some balls. Eaton started the 2012 season in Mobile but after Chris Young went down and A.J. Pollock was called up to the big leagues Eaton was promoted to Reno to take over center field. It is no surprise what Eaton has done in the hitting-favored PCL. He's been flirting with .400 since arriving in Reno and it's a rare day Eaton doesn't have multiple hits. Pollock's return to Reno has relegated Eaton to LF but through Saturday he's hitting.397 and has swiped 15 bases. His home run totals are starting to abate but he's on a current pace that would produce 50+ doubles and around 50 SB with a mind-boggling .460 OBP. It's official. Eaton will get his chance to play in the Major Leagues and it may be sooner than later. His production is probably what convinced the Dbacks they could afford to trade Colin Cowgill. The Upside Eaton projects as a top of the order guy who can get on base, doesn't strike out a lot, can steal a base and play some quality outfield with excellent range and a good arm. Those kinds of guys don't grow on trees. Some might equate him to Colin Cowgill and thus be a little leery about whether he can duplicate these feats at the highest level. While Eaton's Reno numbers are in some ways similar to Cowgill's, the big difference is that Eaton performed at a much higher level on the way up than Cowgill ever did. Cowgill likely has a hair more pop than Eaton and their defensive abilities are eerily similar, but Eaton has demonstrated on base skills equal or greater than some of the better top of the order guys in the game as they were coming up. He hasn't shown a single blip on the screen as he's progressed which suggests he can do it in the majors as well. While some may have been rightly concerned that Cowgill was a product of the PCL in regards to his advancement as a prospect, the same cannot be said of Eaton because he's done it every step of the way. The one player on the Dbacks roster who Eaton should be compared to is Gerardo Parra as that's the first person for whom he would be a potential replacement. And if Minor League comparisons are what matters then there's no comparison. Parra's minor league career doesn't come close to Eaton's. Based on their comparative minor league production Eaton should be a much better player than Parra. The one difference may be that not many have the same cannon for an arm that Parra has. Eaton has some similar characteristics to Parra. He's fiery like Parra. He's scrappy like Parra. He's a good teammate like Parra. While I'm aware that the vast majority of Snakepitters are Parra lovers, I'm not one of those. I don't dislike him. I just don't think he's anything special and is a bit of a knucklehead on the field at times. This is an area I think Eaton would surpass Parra. One other interesting stat about Eaton? He can handle lefties. He's hitting .447 against them this year. I would have really liked to see what Eaton could have done with a full season at Mobile where the bulk of the future major league pitchers are prepping. His half-season numbers are good enough to suggest he can hit against anyone. But it is the one level where his stats were least human and not gaudy beyond belief. The best-case scenario for Eaton is he projects as a leadoff or number 2 hitter who can post a solid .350 OBP with a handful of homers, 25-30 doubles and 20-30 SB while playing a serviceable CF or a really good left or right field. If he learns to add some additional power to his stroke and get into that 10-15 HR range and become an above average center fielder, he has fringe all-star potential. The Downside A guy like Eaton does have some downside risk. If he can't stick in CF then you're strictly buying his bat to play left or right field. And without a little more power production that's going to be more difficult to swallow. We've already seen what the club thinks about left fielders that don't have much power with Parra. After posting a career year and earning a Gold Glove the team went out and got a full-time replacement in Jason Kubel. While I think Eaton has a little more to offer than Parra that's still an unknown at this point. Plus the team already has a CF of the future in A.J. Pollock. So it doesn't seem likely that Eaton is the team's long-term plan to patrol center. That doesn't mean Eaton can't force his way into that spot but that's that much better he'll have to be. Scouts do like his swing a lot and he does have some power elements to it. His current production in Reno (a power friendly league) is not providing much evidence that is going to happen. But he's certainly more than a slapper as he hits the ball with authority and is a line drive machine. If you're looking for major league comps you might be thinking Kenny Lofton or Juan Pierre. Eaton does have the speed to steal some bases but he's not quite in their league. Conversely he hits the ball with more authority than either of those and his minor league prowess vastly exceeds their production; and he has a better outfield arm than both. Some might argue he's been the beneficiary of a couple of incredibly high BABIP years as both his Missoula season and his Reno season to date were well over .400. But that's what hitting lots of line drives will do for you. There's probably some who wish he had been converted to second base some years ago but that ship has clearly already sailed. He's an outfielder. Too bad. Those kinds of numbers coming up for a second baseman would have some drooling on themselves. I don't have a lot of data regarding his CF skills other than a few scouting reports that say he's a good but not great center fielder. And a couple of others that even say it's very questionable that he can stay at CF. It's also telling that Pollock is the default choice between the two. But Eaton at least has the tools in terms of speed and his arm is probably above average for the position. He could possibly be coached up in that regard. Another question about Eaton is whether his base-stealing skills will play at the highest level. He hasn't put up gaudy numbers on that front in the minors though they are still a significant plus. But once he comes up against pitchers and catchers dedicated to stopping the running game will he still be a factor? All these things considered it seems at worst Eaton could be a very good 4th outfielder. He can play center field in a pinch (a la Parra), he can play all three positions, he can pinch run and pinch hit, and he can be used in double switches with anyone. He'd also be a better than replacement outfielder if one of the stars goes down. Conclusion Eaton has an awful lot going for him. All the evidence points to him being a good major league player with plenty of upside. One has to like his ceiling more than they would be concerned about his floor. He's a hard worker who plays with a lot of fire and energy and would be sure to become a fan favorite. Those kinds of players rub off on teams and become extremely valuable. If Eaton comes close to reaching his ceiling he'll be the team's leadoff hitter for years to come. If he plays closer to his floor, he'll become a clone of Gerardo Parra, which isn't the worst thing. The Diamondbacks have to feel fortunate to have Eaton. If not for his bad luck early on missing out on some showcase opportunities Eaton might be a very highly rated prospect just waiting for the call. He's had to earn everything he's gotten which has probably made him a better baseball player who is on the cusp of becoming an impact player for the Diamondbacks. The bigger question is how does he fit in with the current team? Do they trade Young? Do they let him languish in Reno for another year while Upton, Young and Kubel man the outfield? Do they trade Parra so Eaton can at least be the 4th outfielder? Or do they trade Eaton because there's no room at the inn? The problem is that Eaton is ready now. On many another team Eaton would already be in the show. He's just waiting for his chance. With both Pollock and Eaton nearly ready, finding outfielders for the near future is not one of the team's bigger problems. I haven't been as up to date about who's who this offseason (some of the names I've seen as subjects of topics here lately are entirely foreign to me), so I thank you for this. I kept picturing Mark Eaton for some reason. Would have liked to see Santiago stick around, but anyone keeping up with the Sox could conclude that he'd probably get a better shot elsewhere.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Dec 9, 2013 -> 11:27 AM) Sale to the Diamonbacks for the Diamondbacks? and a partridge in a pear tree

Wish it would have worked out better for the Phillies, it felt like such an abrupt end. Still, what a pitcher. Definitely the Blue Jays FOTF.

A-Rod still isn't done smearing s*** all over the Yankees, if they gave Cano anything close to what he was asking for, then they're idiots and I would hope they'd be made to pay Rodriguez every last cent of that deal they're looking to squirm their way out of.

Tom Brady sounds like a creepy Mr. Rogers when he does his weird weekly pre-game radio interview for Thursday/Monday Night on 670 (CBS/Westwood 1).

Based on some of the other moves (read: Tyler Flowers re-signed) this is a non-story apart from the sentimental aspect. I don't get the feeling that Abreu will lose much playing time on account of Konerko- although I think Konerko ends up getting more AB than is being advertised at this point, compliments of Adam Dunn going through a stretch or three of unwatchable AB, and Konerko's not being as awful as he was this past season. He's old and he's not hitting 20 HR anymore, but hopefully with more rest and limited appearances at 1B, it won't be as bad as many expect it will be. So: No catcher on the roster = not a competitive team in 2014. Go sign whoever you want for a year as long as he or she doesn't block the development of someone that you think can be a part of the team's future. The only AB Konerko will take away from anyone this year will be Dunn's, and about 3/4 of the team's fans are begging for Dunn to get less AB about a month into the season anyway.

There have been times in the past that a very visible scratch or scuff has bothered me to the point of hitting up amazon or ebay to buy an identical model. I now have a barely noticeable soft and clear case that has saved me for having to do that at least twice in my current phone's life.

This happened... http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/11/28/...E9AR0M820131128 And a thoroughly performed to go along with the article, taken from 2001's Hannibal. It's not pretty, so keep that in mind if you choose to watch it.

sucks

New Orleans kindly obliging anyone involved with or watching this game with the mercy killing.

^The letter notifying the news of a credit score hit and $3000 owed probably won't get there until Monday because of the shortened week.

Once this is in court, hopefully the focus isn't on whether or not the terms of this contract are applicable since the sale didn't go through, and instead on the absurdity of such details being included in the contract to begin with.

My brother just murderated the bathroom. I've never smelled anything like it. Anything that has a nose in the immediate vicinity probably had a year or two sheared off the end of their lives.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 24, 2013 -> 09:23 PM) Wow. Finally watching Man of Steel. This movie is f***ing terrible. It was definitely very underwhelming. The 2006 movie is probably better. It's unfortunate that they're dragging Batman into that s***show.

QUOTE (Jake @ Nov 26, 2013 -> 11:28 PM) Under what cirucmstances are you guys listening to so much sports radio? At work? On the way there/home? Just for funzies? Work, for the most part. If something is going on in the sports world that I'm interested in, I'll find a way to mix it in with my music while I drive as well. I'm also one of those people that fall asleep better with background noise, so while I bought an air purifier that has a nice, steady hum for that reason, I'll sometimes have The Les Grobstein Takes Calls From the Stupid Show that airs overnights on 670. Most of my my sports talk consumption, though, takes place leading up to and during the baseball season. With the Bears/NFL- after the third or fourth day of talking about the same game, it's just not that riveting anymore. QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Nov 27, 2013 -> 12:48 AM) Yes, please don't talk about the best team in the city. More bears talk! No denying that they are and will be for the foreseeable future, it's just not my cup of tea. I wouldn't be pouncing on my radio to absorb every second of Chicago Sky or Chicago Bandits talk if they were dominating their respective leagues either.

QUOTE (Donaldo @ Nov 26, 2013 -> 08:52 PM) McNeil has been out for about a month now, and the show was renamed "Spiegel And Holmes." Hmmmm. Probably going to have to turn to NPR and hope that they do a sports segment sometime during the 9-1 slot. Not too long ago, I think one of the topics they looked into was The origins of Chicago sports mascots. That's far more compelling than Larry being full of himself, name-dropping people who might not even know who he is, and verbally ogling women in the Chicago media on the air like a creeper. That's just makes for an uncomfortable listen. I really hope Mac comes back, even if it means I have to listen to more blackhawks or gambling talk packed into 4 hours than I'd care to hear in 100 lifetimes.

Wow. Wow.

Not quite sure how this story has eluded me for over a year, but I'm so thankful to have found it. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012...arged-with-dui/

QUOTE (Jake @ Nov 19, 2013 -> 09:47 AM) While I have not been convinced at all that Trayvon was a bad kid, was definitively winning this fistfight, or was the aggressor -- the disturbing thing is how we as a society are largely okay with the thought of these kinds of encounters being fatal, so long as the victim was a bad person or started the fight. ...you were saying? http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/14/justice/mich...?iref=allsearch

The Day After Tomorrow is happening outside in the west suburbs right now. I don't remember the last time I've heard a storm that came with the near-continuous sound of rumbling thunder.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Nov 15, 2013 -> 12:07 PM) Guys, it's ok to like Kat Dennings large breasts. Nobody will fault you for that QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Nov 15, 2013 -> 02:58 PM) yea..... I love her dorky/geekyness. I kind of have a thing for those kinds of women. That's the thing- I had no idea that those were going on under her shirt. I don't recall really noticing her before the Thor roles, and I think she really only wore ridiculous looking sweaters or coats in both movies. The dorky brunette is what caught my attention. Then, after I got back from the movie yesterday, I went to her wikipedia entry just to see. And I saw.

One week later, and I finally went to see The Dark World. Great stuff. I think the first Iron Man is still the best of these (Marvel) movies, but it's practically a three way tie after that between Avengers and both Thor movies. Maybe Avengers beats them out by the smallest of margins, but you would need a microscope and an Angstrom ruler to see it- Dark World beats out the first Thor by a similar margin. I'm enjoying the Thor franchise the most overall; as much as I thought I would be enjoying the Iron Man series after seeing the first one until II & III watered it down (especially II). I also think that I've begun to harbor feelings for Kat Dennings (Darcy).

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Nov 11, 2013 -> 04:57 PM) Atlanta isn't a big public transportation town. Which is a shame, because in my experience, MARTA is probably as pleasant as it gets it when it comes to public transportation systems in a major city.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Nov 8, 2013 -> 01:56 AM) Thor: The Dark World was damn good. Is this a movie one should see in 3D, or will the old-fashioned color 2D version suffice?