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QUOTE (Caesar @ Aug 31, 2012 -> 12:09 PM) Most important game of the year so far and I am gonna be forced to watch it at the home of a Cub fan and with a majority of Cub fans. It's our fantasy football draft tonight, Motherf***er.I pray for a win. Bringing my nunchucks, brass knucles and chinese stars just in case. Better yet, just bring a copy of today's sports section that has the current MLB standings. Now, more than ever, the team could use one of those vintage Floyd v. Detroit outings- so of course he's on the Invalids List... I'll be overjoyed if they just win today so the sweep is off the table.

Touch 'em all.

Unless my ears are deceiving me, Mulligan (Mully & Hanley) just got done advocating another waiver claim along the lines of Rios because of the current 2 game losing streak in Baltimore.

Robin Ventura Career vs. Baltimore: G/114 GS/110 PA/480 AB/414 R/63 H/108 HR/20 RBI/64 BA/.261 OBP/.350 SLG/.449 OPS/.799

lmao @ Hawk don't stop now boys-ing KC.

Every DP turned is going to be preceded with"take your time" isn't it...

QUOTE (flavum @ Aug 28, 2012 -> 02:56 PM) http://twitpic.com/and8q7 Somebody leaked the Phillies schedule for next year. Sox go there next July 12-14 right before the All-Star Break. Prime.

On a related note, as Boston keeps spinning off parts, I sense almost a kind of sadness in the voice of whichever Sportscenter anchor is tasked with doing the highlights of a game that has former Sawks players, and I bask in that. It was definitely there when Youkilis came to Chicago, and yesterday was definitely Josh Beckett and whatever NL team wears blue caps v Colorado.

QUOTE (SOXOBAMA @ Aug 25, 2012 -> 08:40 AM) Troy Renck, Rockies ‏@TroyRenck RT @Buster_ESPN Astros say they're open to having Clemens pitch for them at age 50, but not as a stunt I'm all for this. Put him in situations where he'll get destroyed very spectacularly and very publicly. Seeing some variation of (Bottle)Rocket as a headline the day after he gives up 9 ER in 1.2 IP would be pure.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 07:25 PM) I'm not sure any other SS in the league makes that play. C'mon, how about Jeter? (you probably don't want to say that unless you want unmarked vans showing up at your place in the middle of the night)

Hawk absolutely begging the ball to stay in the field of play.

This felt like a situation that was tailor made for a f***up and more runs if he threw to first.

...pitchers with a surname of Chen too.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 04:37 PM) LEW FORD dh lol

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 05:03 PM) Why not? troof

I hope seasoned AL East vets Wise and Youkilis rake here as if it were autumn.

QUOTE (soxfan-kwman @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 01:49 PM) You know it was a road trip to Baltimore that brought that song to life in 2005!!! Joe, Row, & Pole at a bar in Balti. Nice, I presume this is AJ?

Save yourself from watching Batter's Box on CSN, btw. Just don't.

Quentin Tarantino movies work here. . "I don't need you to tell me how f***ing good my coffee is, okay?" Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot f***in' master. Vincent: Given a lot of them? Jules: s***, yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing. 5 long years he wore this watch...up his ass If you threw a dart at the script of one of his movies, odds are it will land on something very quotable.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 11:53 AM) More like it got old a week ago "It's all good" was old long before the first time he even said it. Whoever has his ear/is coming up with some of this garbage needs to be fired unceremoniously. So much of it just makes me cringe when I hear it. List of Approved Phrases Stretch/Put it on the board (home run call) He Gone A Matt Abbatacola Mercy Yaz/Stories about Yaz That's academic Gas Carmines Anything else needs to be approved by a committee.

QUOTE (Melissa1334 @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 09:34 AM) I got zubaz pants to go with 3 wolf moon t shirt/socks & sandals, but AJ's pants are excellent as well.

QUOTE (Spiritinthesky @ Aug 27, 2012 -> 07:21 AM) Some people believe our lives are profoundly influenced by whatever pop song was #1 on the day we were born. I bet if you sat down and people watched for a few hours you could probably pick them out. They're the ones who listen to Eric and Kathy and watch Dancing with the Stars and other awful singing/dancing contests.

White Sox @ Orioles "The place that Cub fan dreams go to die lonely, undignified deaths" Francisco Liriano (5-10 5.12) v Wei-Yin Chen (12-7 3.87) Every so often while I'm doing something, I'll stop and be thankful that my team isn't named after a bird.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Aug 26, 2012 -> 06:29 PM) Whoever was asking, Victoria Justice (Fun Size) is the actress in my avatar. Glory.