Friend of Nordhagen

This pick is an indictment of Reinsdorf's refusal to pay to retain our own talent. It's a Crochet-proofing choice, and that sucks.

Pedro would flush it, but first he needs to find it.

Should've stayed in the bathroom.

I'll take Kap over a lot of local hosts, but he's basically a guy who believes in things like the magic of rain delays and the competence of Jed Hoyer.

Wait, did they just say that Ellis learned that he shouldn't be hopping up and down taking his lead? What?

Lemme guess, Kap also said Nico Hoerner is a Hall of Famer. Kap is basically your prototypical dolt Cub fan.

Easy there, Pedro is 4 steps ahead of us all.

I loved Stone: "His ERA just a shade under 7 and a half."

Brebbia's ERA! LOL!

One of the most joyless players I've ever seen. Just a total drag, even apart from his less-than-mediocre performance.

The. Worst.

Agreed on Zaidman. Unlike several of his peers (Benetti included), his "announcer voice" and general smarmy bearing are a continuous advertisement for I went to Syracuse to become a broadcaster, and he's also one of the all-time hilariously cliched apologists for any team he covers -- Cubs, Bears, or DePaul. An immediate "change the station" guy for me, when he subs in on Mully and Haugh, that's a morning I won't be listening to that show. So yeah, compared to him, McKnight's a dream.

Candelario is experiencing what I call "the Cubby bump." It's a phenomenon where generally pedestrian players come to the Cubs during so-called pennant races, are completely jacked about being in a fun environment -- and go on a tremendous roll, becoming talked about by Cubs fans and dumbshit media members as All-Star players, only to eventually come down to Earth and become exposed for the basically mediocre players they were all along (e.g., late-stage Kenny Lofton, overhyped Matt Murton, post-roids Nomar Garciaparra, spectacular-catch-that-one-time Reed Johnson, etc.).

So tired of Stone telling us what a lethal hitter he's going to be.

I should add that we, on the other hand, look like a large pile of s%*#.