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Everything Cannon throws, catches the entire plate and then some. Pretty lucky they haven't crushed some of these pitches.

How is that not a broken pinky, gracious Kopech with just no idea out there.

Looking like, despite the bullpen's best efforts, they may still stumble into Win #4 for the season.

Don't look now...

LOL, the impossible has happened.

Martin Maldonado there, veteran presence.

Highest paid player on the team, BTW...

AV + Offspeed Pitch = Easy Out

Fantastic 3 pitch AB there by ELILoy

Ump helping Eflin out a ton, otherwise the only strikes he'd have are pretty much down the middle.

Step 1 - NOT try to get a bunch of 35+ marginal at best MLB players, more time towards their MLB pension?

2 hit superstar Martin Maldonado back in the lineup, for reasons. Pham in CF, lulz worthy.

I for one, could have NEVER guessed that a guy with no record of success at a lesser position, and no skill set for his new position, would struggle with all facets of being a MLB GM.

Pham has played 21 games in CF since 2018.... And these dumbasses throw him right out there in his first game on the roster. You have to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.

Man is out here running a professional MLB organization, like he is playing MLB the Show at 2 AM. You made the move for a 26 year old OFer, gave up on a 21 year old pitcher. You are 3-22, this season is over. Play the kid you traded for all season, and see at the end of the year, if you have anything. How can ANYONE be ok with the clownshow in charge?

Jerry always said 2nd was good enough....we're 2nd now, in all of MLB history!

Baldwin's BABIP so far is also .522, so the reality is somewhere in between what he did in 2022/23 and such.

Even if they manage .400 ball the rest of the way (they won't), they still won't hit 60 wins. This is legitimately a shot at a 50 win team.

3-20

HAHAHAHA

What in the world is going on, Benintendi drove in runs?

That Andrew Vaughn, he isn't good.

Grossman bunts Mendick over, Eloy is then IBBed, for AV to GIDP. I hope I'm wrong.

Yep