Dick Allen

either way

I'll bet you a dozen golf balls................................

you can hang all the warsh in Cook County on that rope

sacks packed with Sox ball4, basehit

Sox in a whole buncha trouble

that's a nice piece of woodwork. I wonder if Hawk says this to Palmeiro, post viagra

Sweet Lou's not a happy camper

Look at DJ's eyes. He's gotta be doing one hits all day long.

That pitch had a little giddyup on it.

One he used one time with Don Drysdale when a Sox player fouled a ball off and broke his bat, Hawk said, "he'll have to get himself a new piece of ash." Drysdale was laughing so hard he couldn't continue.

this should be..................rack 'em up

chopper 2 hopper

piece of cake

don't tell me what you hit, tell me when you hit it

Hawk: What's he feature out there, Fiesty? DJ: He features the four major food groups, fastball, curve, change and slider

He just missed it

dad gummit. Mercy

Your what hurts?

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He'll have to stick that in his pocket. Hawk also doesn't use "takes a 7 bridges bounce" anymore. Maybe because the charity tournament is elsewhere. Yessir.

Who cuts Bart's hair. I'll go over there right now and make sure he never does that to anyone again.

Because its the White Sox. It took them a few days to figure out Frank tore his bicep.

I wouldn't worry about not having him in the playoffs as much as I would be scared for the rest of the regular season. Sandy is holding on by a thread, you know he can't handle a full workload. Burke is not the answer, although he did have a big spring, and was decent at Charlotte. I don't think they really want to get Daubach much work there either. If Olivo goes on the shelf, look for them to pick someone up. Someone not very good, someone like they used to bring in when Schueler wanted a new crappy catcher every year. Is Charlie O'Brien avaiable? Or Don Slaught? Or Jorge Fabregas? Or Chad Krueter? How about bringing Tony Pena back, the Royals are done? Brooke Fordyce can be had. Schueler loved signing crappy catchers in between putts.

Buerhle should catch. He always catches the ceremonial first pitch when he's not pitching. He can bunt and I believe had a hit against a certain northside horses*** team.

Oakland had 5 hits and 0 walks. Billy Beane must be working out right now.