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I cant wait to see my crazy ass Uncle with all his outlandish schemes and ideas.Last year we had a conversation about me wanting to get in better shape,he suggests I do mountain climbing.Not the stuff you see at the gym but he said to drive around looking for a real mountain.Uncle Harley,I live in Chicago WTF are you talking about?And then he begs me to watch some movie called "Down the rabits hole" which is about metaphysics and just really wierd mind control (he swears this movie holds the meaning to life and he watches it atleast once a day for the last two years).He is such a character with all his stories and delusional theories about life it is such a treat to be entertained by him.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 10:47 AM) make certain none is an option and Aboz already started a similar poll. IIRC it was the most popular poll ever conducted here. LOL.Did the Hitler cut win?

QUOTE (Texsox @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 10:04 AM) False, my post total is there for all to lament. The person below me finds this joke funny A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your Day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. The father says.'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,' She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and they're paying their own way.' Dare. The person below me owns a nose hair trimmer.

Yeah I should have read through it better(not just read headline),I would like to read the actual Q an A from the Trib if anyone can find that.

Iam going to start a poll about the most attractive pubic hair.

Ozzie said Swisher will not be missed. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/Gu...?urn=mlb,124914

QUOTE (rangercal @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:32 AM) Thanks to Danks, Dankful should be a new word. LOL.I think Chicagoans have already been mispronouncing thankful that way for some time now.

This is like a SNL Weekend update story.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 08:57 AM) I cant remember the city, but there is a northwest suburb with a haunted shoe factory. I want to say Roselle Yeah I heard about that one....Its the ghost of Bigfoot. Iam sorry kyyle I just cant resist,you know I love ya though.

Tex you are confusing me.Your are in relationships at Hawk games?

QUOTE (Texsox @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 08:02 AM) True. The person below me woke up Thanksgiving morning and decided the best thing to do to start his day was to log on soxtalk. False.I took a shower first. The person below me has acted like they were talking to someone on a cell phone but there was actually nobody on the other end.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:31 PM) Rosie's been all over the TV lately. I've been very vigilant with my remote - whenever I see her, just like that......she's gone.... Rosie Odonnel is truly more annoying than anyone on TV.I would rather watch the Tyra Banks show for 6 hours straight than watch an hour of that man.

"Are we human or are we dancer"...???I just cant sing along to that s***. Not that its a bad thing but I could see this Killers song being blasted through every speaker of every gay bar across this great nation.Again,not that its a bad thing.

QUOTE (G&T @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 06:11 AM) True The person below me has to work today. True. The person below me has pee'd in a cup on multiple occassions.

I dont care what color the hair is if they have a great ass but I do tend to like black hair.

Obviously Rose has a ways to go until he can compile a good resume but my point is that he has the natural physical ability and leadership skills that it takes to lead a team to a championship.Since when in this city is a conference final considered something above and beyond special.I believe that was the same year Pippen sat on the bench and b****ed like a little girl at the end of a big game.

You disagree that Rose is a leader?Because Pippen proved he couldnt lead a team by himself.

QUOTE (Hatchetman @ Nov 25, 2008 -> 08:00 AM) though i love steve dahl, he's probably next to go. I listened to Dahl for about six months and enjoyed him in the beginning,but as time went on I grown to despise him.He eats and coughs on air right into the microphone and he is so full of himself it is unbelievable. Radio is such a cutthroat business though.They will cann your ass at any time,no questions asked.

QUOTE (nitetrain8601 @ Nov 25, 2008 -> 11:15 AM) Pippen > Rose No.Rose is a leader Pippen never could lead a team by himself.

"We also got to ride in an enormous automobile called a limosine." I dont know why I find that hilarious.

It was taken off the market but it used to be the cure all ...Triamiacin.When I was younger I almost didnt want to take it because I knew I would get better and have to go to school the next day.

QUOTE (Shadows @ Nov 23, 2008 -> 09:59 PM) You know what else is an awesome movie.. Kung Pow I hope its on Netflix,I will have to check that out even though its the name of one of my favorite Chinese dishes.

Forte is not TCQ like yet.

Kung Fu Hustle is one of my favorite movies let alone one of my favorite Kung fu movies. God I love everything about it.

QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 23, 2008 -> 09:33 AM) A hangover is just your brain getting dehydrated. I'm already dehydrated. Thanks, but no thanks, Mr. hospital worker. Thats why you have to mix it with Gatorade...mmmmmmmmm And a hangover is your body going through withdrawls of the alcohol from what I understand, the dehydration is easier to deal with than the withdrawl.