Texsox

Good thing they still make every team play the games

lmfao I didn't think Cub fans were in training already

I know what you mean, I hate winter, especially in South Texas. Just look at what I have to put up with

so that internet bride from russia thing worked out for you

or did you mean g-l-o-b-a-l ?

whose?

yeah, now it's a fair fight

Did Bartolo finally get around to signing his contract? maybe Bart got so excited about his new contract he jumped for joy . . .

I know what I want this Christmas Pic below in my sig. Did Wells pose for this? An enchanting hand-painted Christmas sculpture brimming with charming details and White Sox pride. * “Now batting for the Chicago White Sox…Santa Claus.” In his black-and-white Whtie Sox uniform, Santa has decided to spend his off-season at Comiskey Park, and this clutch hitter is sure to become Chicago's most popular player! * From his pinstriped jersey and his adorable teddy bear “batboy,” to the White Sox team logo on his reindeer's blanket, this superb sculpture captures the essence of White Sox pride! * Crafted of cold-cast porcelain and skillfully hand painted with brilliant team and holiday colors. * Officially licensed by Major League Baseball and Major League Baseball Player’s Association and available exclusively from the Danbury Mint. * Actual size approximately 9" in height. Tell a friend about this item! ©MBL 2001 Price $ 75 Shipping & Service $9 Payable in 2 Monthly Installment(s) of $42

I usually carry two cell phones (so I can call myself and look important) a ball and chain my wife attaches every morning, a palm pilot, but no jewlery.

I have a buddy down there and I send him small envelopes of stuff all the time. It is only like an extra $1 or so to ship international through the US mail.

corg remind me of the crazy homeless guy that somehow connects and you just have to give him a nickle. I know some people find him offensive, rude and crude, but his Eu De Colon song was priceless. I LMAO just thinking about it. I have to remember to post a poll at the start of the season to see which player ngorbl will ride this year.

I can honestly say this only came up after I apologized to Jason for thinking he should be perfect all the time, and also to the others I jumped on. As far as how many mods the forums need, if you are going to accept the premis that mods are needed, then you need to assure that there is a reasonable chance a mod is around all the time. If you have 2 mods then theoretically for the mod function to happen, they should each be on 12 hours a day. Catching something after it has spilled into 10 pages of slander doesn't work. Again, that assumes a mod is needed.

in Spiffs case it would take at least 2.039 posts, in my case 2,856 . . .

What a shame, Joe's first pass on a football field in 20+ years and it falls incomplete Joe He said She said :dips*** He :puke

The Cubs need Joe to sing Take me out to the Ball Game next year

Maybe he was going to haunt anything that looked like spam and, like the ghost of Christmas past, lead the poster to a happy and wonderful life.

Cub fans have jobs? . . .

It is far better to not have an award and have people wonder why; than to have an award and have people wonder why . . .

BTW, you didn't drop anything in Cal today, did you?

Actually when I wrote that, I wasn't thinking of that post. I really just needed something that went with duche bag. Any parallels to actual people and events were unintended. Sorry. As far as posting in green, I guess pa and I could offer you some from the 2,000 gallon reserve we both keep. Notice he and I are labeled the greenskeepers

If the terrorist decided to attack the Rio Grande Valley they would be so dissapointed. It would take the networks 2 days to find the place and then they couldn't tell what was damaged by a blast and what just is that way. Now if I was working in the Sears Tower, I may be a little more nervous. I wonder how attendance in the sky deck is doing.

SPACE WIRE Russia touts "space honeymoon" for 40 million dollars MOSCOW (AFP) Dec 21, 2003 Despite banning marriages in space, Russia is offering newlyweds the chance to swap Venice or the Niagara Falls for a cosmic honeymoon romance by buying a 40-million-dollar ticket to space, officials said Sunday. Russia's Rosaviakosmos space agency is proposing together with US firm Space Adventures for couples to fly together to the International Space Station (ISS) on a Russian Soyuz space craft, said Rosaviakosmos spokesman Sergei Gorbunov. "Under our contract with Space Adventures we have an option for sending two space tourists at once on a Soyuz. So theoretically, young married couples could make use of this possibility," he told the ITAR-TASS news agency. The asking price for a 10-day visit to the ISS is around 20 million dollars (16 million euros), a sum only two space tourists -- Californian businessman Dennis Tito and South Africa Internet millionaire Mark Shuttleworth -- have so far been willing to pay. Both tourists jaunts were organised by Space Adventures. The price for a couple would be twice that amount. Candidates, who would travel on board one spaceship accompanied by a professional astronaut, would have to show they are in a good health and undergo eight to 10 months of training, the official said. In addition, "they will have to prove they don't have bad habits, money from illegal sources and don't belong to any terrorist organisation," Gorbunov added. The Russian space official did not specify whether sex would be permitted for the space-bound honeymooners. Astronauts are banned from having sex in space because of the possible risks to the embryo if a female cosmonaut became pregnant. In August this year, Russian cosmonaut Yury Malenchenko, 41, married 27-year-old Yekaterina Dmitriyeva in space, although the bride remained firmly on the earth while he was aboard the orbiting space station. Malenchenko went ahead with the wedding despite the opposition of his superiors at Rosaviakosmos, who saw the union as a potential breach of security and stressed that in future "space marriages will be forbidden". Space Adventues, the Arlington, Virgina-based firm, which brokered the first two tourist space flights in 2001 and 2002, has signed a contract with Rosaviakosmos to fly two more tourists to the ISS in 2004-2005. Russia and the United States, the major partners in the 16-nation ISS project, have clashed in the past over Moscow's keenness to raise money for its cash-strapped space program by selling tourist tickets to the ISS. Russia sends Soyuz rockets to the ISS every six months on so-called "taxi missions".

He isn't nearly as funny and intelligent as most Texans; but way funnier and intelligent than most people in PA.

Being from Texas, I have to donate. If pa moves to PA it will raise the IQ and humor in both states