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Dude I'm so wasted . . .

Of course Dahl gets extra space.

I'm surprised by the underated, but since underated is defined differently by everyone I guess I shouldn't be. Motherf*cking really has me surprised. I thought this was a baseball board. I think some voters tried and spread their votes around and recognize everyone. That is really cool. I'm happy to be close in a couple categories. We'll see how things go when the only post from work crowd has a chance to vote.

The root of hockey's problem is it is 1000% better game in person than on tv. Football and Basketball are great tv sports. Better than in person. Baseball is down the middle. Good either way. Hockey has a problem encouraging more kids to play because of cost. I thought my gymnastics bills where high; then I talked to a friends whose kid played hockey. I believe it cost them over $4000 a year. Ice time, coaches, equipment, leqague fees etc. A grass roots appeal is starting. When McAllen, Texas can support a minor league hockey team you know there is hope. The Killer Bees are drawing over 4,000 per game and they now know a Zamboni from a Zapruder I've never been a fight fan. I could live without ever seeing another hockey fight. I still don't understand why you get 5 minutes in hockey and thrown out in football, baseball, and basketball. Something wrong with the sport. Those eurotrash guys need to be checked hard, not b**** slapped.

I never visit the pix threads, and don't spend much time at the Sports Bar so someone who posts a lot there and not at SL&P and Pale Hose could be a stranger to me. I purposely looked for people who had a majority of their posts on each of the forums to help set the nominees.

. I better edit the rookie poll and remove your 1000 post ass

Now they know why the county asked them to take a urine test

What is interesting is how many people spend time in given forums. It showed in the nominations. I would mention some names to people and it was amazing that someone with 2000 posts wouldn't recognize the name of someone with 2000 posts.

Someone was laughing at pa, ss2k4 and I always being linked, but you and BEGOOD could have stared in soxtalk's version of Stuck on You Looks like a big battle for the Cubbie!

How many lottery balls will they wind up with . . . ?

How do you think that goes down (no pun intended) Hey buddy, why don't we cut off your penis, saute it in some butter, and eat it? Sounds cool to me. Get a sharp knife. You would think the guy in England who wanted his penis cut off could find the chick in the Philippines who wanted to cut one off. Then everyone could have been happy.

Well?? How did he do or when will you know?

I just told my son, who was complaining his 7th grade sister was having a sleep over, to wait until she's in high school and tell me if you'll complain.

I don't get over that way very often. I make it up to Houston and up 35 to Austin but that's about it. And to Big Bend to do some backpacking in the mountains or the desert.

Matrix is cool also. Again my high schooler dragged me to the first one and I was hooked. I think it's cool he'll pass on a couple movies with his friends and drag me.

Where is Carlos, TX?

only if a pastor leaves it behind . . .

You'll fall asleep tonight. Too many carbs. This does fit into the earlier thread where the guy at a penis. Do not post a review tomorrow. The tradition down here for the holidays is tamales

KENNEWICK -- Forced to clean up an increasing number of jugs and bags of human waste along highways, the Adams County Waste Reduction & Recycling office took out a full-page newspaper advertisement to combat the problem. The ad features a photo of a plastic milk jug filled with urine, and the message, "Okay, One last time: This is not a urinal." From March 4 to Nov. 27, 2002, one Adams County highway cleanup crew picked up 2,666 jugs of urine and 67 bags with human excrement in them. The Rest of the Story

I really like chicken soup on a cold day

I've loved to read since well as soon as I could. I remember an english teacher who, in high school, we would have voted most likely to fire up a joint in the washroom, sugggested I read the Lord of the Rings. I got as far as Bilbo's birthday party and thought dude, I don't do drugs and never read any more. My son thought they were the greatest books in the world and finally convinced me to read the first one. I was hooked. Great story line, excellent characters and the film makers have done an incredible job of bringing the characters to life.

Susan Lucci sets straight Emmy incident LUCCI: I had just presented the award previous to the award I was nominated for. And they asked me to wait in the wings. And I was in the place where there were curtains around me and I was on my mark. I heard them announce the award that I was up for and I heard them say "Susan," but I didn't hear anything after that. I don't know whether it was the curtains, or I have said previously, after about the ninth time I didn't win, I go numb when they say the name.

Was that too obscure of a reference for you?

Sometimes you're the pimp, sometimes the customer, and sometimes the cheap crack ho. Have fun tonight BEGOOD