Death isn't an option. The games will be played. TV ? will be earned.
It's the Subway* Sub 500 Series.
Imagine instead of this game being played teams this bad where sent home and good teams started a second season. It would make beating better teams in September more meaningful than who did a better job of beating on the Sox, Tigers, Royals, A's etc. in the summer.
*Featuring the Veggie Delight because there is no meat in these lineups.