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QUOTE (RockRaines @ Mar 12, 2009 -> 10:12 AM) Theres a pretty hilarious thread on nsbb.com talking about how Quentin's HR's last year were lucky. Oh, you mean that site with the one guy who posts hundreds of meaningless stats ("The Cubs are 3-4 on days where there's a solar eclipse", etc.) and says "have I ever mentioned how much I really, really, REALLY HATE the WHITE SOX???" every chance he gets??? Friends don't let friends go to NSBB.com.

Did anyone else watching the game on WGN Wednesday night catch that tool who kept chanting "TRIPLE A! TRIPLE A! TRIPLE A!" just before Restovich launched the game-tying home run? Dillweed shut up pretty damn quick after that.

I still have the VHS tape I made the day this game aired on Channel 32. Recorded it on my folks' primitive top-loader VCR and didn't have a chance to edit out the commercials; some pretty cool ads too... Taco Bell's PIZZAZZ Pizza (now their "Mexican Pizza") and my favorite ad for RC Cola starting with a crowd in Red Square (half for Coke, half for Pepsi), then cut away to a remote cabin where everyone's dancing and partying while drinking RC, then there's a knock on the door... Also watch for a great close-up of Billy Martin in the dugout after a White Sox walk. You don't have to have a degree in lip-reading to know what he said ("son of a f***ing b****!").

Like I said on another board, I'd rather wipe my ass with something quilted and two-ply.

"I believe in Mary Worth... I believe in Mary Worth... I believe in Mary Worth...

Whenever I go to Texas or the west coast, I always get some of those "2 for .99" tacos at Jack in the Box.

He's just studying up on his Lorne Greene... next up he will be playing Ben Cartwright in the all-new Bonanza!

QUOTE (BearSox @ Nov 15, 2008 -> 10:51 AM) Also, I hate the viva Viagra commercial. Not only is it annoying, it's awkward as hell when you're watching tv with family. I think every commercial involving the phrase "ED" should be banned. How about the ones for Cialis, with each commercial ending with the couple sitting side by side in "his and her" bathtubs enjoying the great outdoors or sunsets on the beach.

I still have SHUTTERED ROOM on CD, pretty decent 80s album and it has both STAND OR FALL and RED SKIES ("Red skies at night...") Not really a big fan of their later material, but DRIVEN OUT (from their CALM ANIMALS album) is pretty cool as well.

I still have that 7-up T-shirt from several years ago put away somewhere. MAKE 7 (on front) UP YOURS (on back)

Am I going crazy or did they discontinue their Blueberry pies? I've had an insane craving for one lately and can't find them anywhere; all I seem to see are the apple, cherry, lemon, peach and chocolate pudding pies. I WANT MY PIE, DAMMIT!!!

Go Rays!!!

QUOTE (Soxy @ Oct 16, 2008 -> 10:12 AM) Awesome commentary! I was so happy Leanne won, yeah, she kind of has the personality of one of her noodles. BUT her designs were so elegant and feminine and really unique. She was my favorite. The two people I watched the finale with weren't feeling Leanne. Thank god Kenley didn't win. Ugh. Those ropes were awful, and she's just a copycat. You have to admit every once in a while Leanne came up with a couple of good ones in her interviews: (regarding Blayne) "... even LICIOUS is Licious. If he says Licious one more time I might barf, which I guess would be 'Barflicious'!"

QUOTE (IamtheHBOMB @ Oct 5, 2008 -> 08:59 PM) Incredibly weaksauce. Yet another 90's alternative music icon has been sucked into the "mystique" of the Cubs franchise. Eddie Vedder is terrible. The End. "Mystique" - wasn't that Pam Grier's alter-ego's name when she played that Jamaican call girl who infiltrated King George's stable in COFFY?

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Oct 5, 2008 -> 05:48 PM) Well, the White Sox have won more playoff games in 2008 than the Cubs. No matter how our series ends, that will definitely make things easier. How about the 2008 White Sox won more playoff games than both the 2007 AND 2008 Cubs combined?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Oct 4, 2008 -> 11:22 PM) Can you believe these morons are still complaining about the first round being 5 games? lol. YOU GOT f***ING SWEPT YOU DUMBASS f***S! Would it be that much better to lose in a 4-game sweep than a 3-game sweep? lol. IIRC they complained about the NLCS in 1984 being only a "best of five", especially because the NLCS and ALCS then became "best of seven" the following year.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Oct 3, 2008 -> 11:32 AM) I love watching Cubs fans squirm. I love watching them wear watermelons on their head.

Kerry Wood doing his best Ezequiel Astacio impression. BLUM DINGER!!!!!

QUOTE (juddling @ Aug 14, 2008 -> 02:56 PM) Maybe it's just me but by reading the title.....i got the Match Game song in my head!!!!!! Dumb Dora is so dumb... HOW DUMB IS SHE???

Hey... wanna vomit to the latest Cubbie propaganda littering the shelves at Borders, Barnes and Noble, etc.? Here ya go... you've been WARNED!!! http://www.wearecubsfans.com/

Pronouncing the word "can" (as in "I can do that") so it sounds like "ken". Back in grade school I remember this used to drive my English teacher crazy, and to break us out of it she would tell us "Ken is Barbie's boyfriend".

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 1, 2008 -> 02:21 PM) I believed that's called her gay friend. In other words, a "beard".

Cards also finally pull one out at Shea... meanwhile northsidebaseball.com appears to be headed for a "soapdropping" meltdown.

QUOTE (rangercal @ Jul 21, 2008 -> 08:14 PM) vacation I think Might I suggest a lovely cruise through the Bermuda Triangle for "Around The Horn"?

... or do you say "pee-a-rrhea"?