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QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ Jul 22, 2008 -> 11:44 PM) Cubs choking and the media will still have sunshine in their asses. "You are the sunshine in my ass..." Sorry, couldn't resist... love it!!!

Love how all their idiot sheep fans are b****ing and moaning over Tejada and Valverde's hot-dogging at the end of the game; talk about dishing it out but not taking it!

Years ago my dad would take the family to Chesdan's on Archer (near Spaulding) and their thin crust was awesome! They closed that location several years back and are now in Homer Glen and Shorewood.

Ordering a pizza with "cheese and sausage", "cheese and pepperoni", etc. despite the fact that it already comes with cheese.

I normally don't advocate going over to the s***hole known as NorthsideBaseball.com, but their game thread from page 20 on is pure comedy gold.

Want a good laugh? Check out this website dedicated to the new mission of retiring the L flag at Wriggly Field: http://www.losethelflag.com/

Remember boys and girls... every time someone reads Moronotti a kitten and a puppy die.

THE MOLE returns to ABC on June 2nd. The new host is Jon Kelley (yep, THAT Jon Kelley who was a sportscaster for WMAQ Channel 5).

QUOTE (SpringfieldFan @ May 22, 2008 -> 09:09 AM) Back then I thought any one of Molly (Ringwald), Nancy (brunette), Sue Ann , or Cindy (tomboy) >>> any one of Blair, Jo, Tootie, or Natalie. It had amazed and disappointed me that the worst four were retained, but I guess given the popularity they attained, what did I know. SFF Nancy (the brunette played by Felice Schacter) was quite the babe. Unfortunately the only thing we knew about her character was she was constantly fawning over her never-seen boyfriend Roger. At least she made a few "guest appearances" as Nancy during the second season.

One I really like that I haven't seen listed yet is California Pizza Kitchen's White pizza. These are covered with several different cheeses, garlic and spinach... mmmmmmm tasty! These puppies helped me get through Fridays during Lent the past couple of years!

I make it a point to avoid NorthsideBaseball.com, however I checked out their game thread for last night (Saturday, April 12 vs. the Phillies) and ROFLMMFAO at all the comments late in the thread regarding the trash on the field at Citizen's Bank Ballpark.

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Apr 11, 2008 -> 04:06 PM) That was going to be automatic. If players and managers were allowed to say whatever they feel about umpires without penalty, umpires safety would be in danger. There are a lot of sickos out there. Ozzie knew he would be fined. I think he said it so the league would put Cuzzi's crew on White Sox games as little as possible. I see your point, but I fail to see the purpose in lumping Ozzie along with "a bunch of sickos out there".

QUOTE (shipps @ Apr 12, 2008 -> 08:11 AM) Wow,whos decision was it to have El Duque?He isnt one I would have chose to represent that team.Wasnt he sent packing the next year? I'm actually glad to see El Duque featured. I still get chills from that bottom of the 6th inning at Fenway, and as great as those first two ALDS games were, that really was the moment where I first felt "hey we're gonna WIN this thing!!!"

"I don't want anybody else, When I think about you I touch myself..."

Seeing how they've only been able to put two consecutive .500 or better seasons together ONCE in the last 30 YEARS I'd say that trend will continue and they'll finish under .500 this year.

Won't be able to make Memphis but I'll be at Bricktown Ballpark on the 28th to see the Sox play the Rangers. Looking forward to seeing the Sox in my neck of the woods!

QUOTE(BearSox @ Feb 26, 2008 -> 08:56 PM) those 2 are goof-ball lairs. I guarantee that they were obnoxious b****es causing disturbances on the plane, and that this being too pretty crap is just to try and make the airline look like the bad guys. Exactly... ever since the situation with that blonde airhead last year (Kyla something or other), now every goofball out there is looking to see how far they can push the envelope with the airlines. Bottom line... everyone wants something for nothing.

QUOTE(zimne piwo @ Feb 26, 2008 -> 03:00 AM) Showing my age, but here goes... kids shows: Romper Room New Zoo Revue Electric Company Zoom Please tell me what the heck is Romper Room.I hear alot of people (in their 40's most of the time )refer to that show.In the context of a bunch of people messing around or something Romper Room was pretty much a kindergarten/preschool class on television. The host (teacher) I remember most was Miss Elizabeth and there were about 10 or so kids on each show. There was a cartoon mascot of sorts named "Doo-Bee" and they would have lessons such as "Doo-Bee... a good friend, Don't-Bee... a bully", etc. I remember them also doing safety lessons where the kids would run around the room in cut-away cardboard boxes painted with fire engines on them (they would pretend to be driving the fire trucks), then one of the children would pretend to be the "fire chief" and would go up to a person's door and say "you know, you're not supposed to play with matches", etc. Hasbro also marketed a bunch of preschool toys back then that came from the show, including Romper Stompers (consisting of a couple of plastic yellow cups reminiscent of mini-margarine tubs, tied to green string that children would step on and walk around with) and also a toy that used a plastic ball and two scoops used to toss and catch (sort of like a "kiddie jai-alai" game). They also had a juice and cookies break (grace was "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, Ah-men") and the end of the show was "Magic Mirror" time... Miss Elizabeth would hold up a mirror and we would see some swirling kaleidoscoic images while she recited: "Romper Bomper Stomper Boo, Tell me, tell me, tell me, do, Magic Mirror, tell me today, Did all my friends have fun at play?" We would then see Miss Elizabeth once again, looking through the Magic Mirror (which was not without the "glass" in it, so she could look right through it) then read off a random list of children's names ("I see Susie, and Kevin, and Tricia, and Lori, and Adam..." then concluding with "and I see You!!! See you again tomorrow, in Romper Room school!" Aren't you glad you asked?

Showing my age, but here goes... kids shows: Garfield Goose Ray Rayner Cartoon Town/BJ & Dirty Dragon Show Make A Wish Bozo's Circus Romper Room New Zoo Revue Electric Company Zoom cartoons: Speed Racer Woody Woodpecker Flintstones Tennessee Tuxedo Bullwinkle Tom and Jerry Bugs Bunny/Looney Toons prime time: Brady Bunch Partridge Family special mention: "The Most Important Person" and "The Kingdom of Could Be You" (five minute shorts that appeared between cartoon/kids shows on Channel 32 during the 1970s. Lots more where those came from... this is just off the top of my head.

Saw a preview for the upcoming episode of PARKING WARS on A&E, and the next episode features some crybaby in a Cubs T-shirt telling a parking official he's being treated unfairly. The official responds, "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but..." Looks to be comedy gold here, folks! update Saw the episode Tuesday night and it did not disappoint! Apparently these two guys had their car towed and had to go to the impound lot to retrieve it. It was a rental car and the paperwork was left in the car, so they told one of the guys he could go to the car to retrieve the documents, while the other guy (the one in the Cubs t-shirt) continued to b**** and moan about "how unprofessionally they were being treated in the City of Brotherly Love". The guy at the lot explained that there have been situations where they allowed more than one individual to access the lot however that had changed after a lot attendant was overpowered and attacked (perfectly logical and understandable explanation, however Cub t-shirt guy kept pissing and moaning). After they returned to the office the t-shirt guy told the impound official about how he felt he was treated unprofessionally, to which the official brilliantly responded, "well I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings." Upon leaving the office the guy said something about how they should come to Chicago and see how a REAL city treats people. The impound official then says to the camera "no wonder the Cubs lose all the time!"

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Feb 5, 2008 -> 03:29 PM) Ebay getting rid of Seller Negative feedback yet, they're going to keep buyer negative feedback. LAME. I wonder if yahoo auctions is any good. They just got my business. Yahoo Auctions doesn't exist anymore.

Wanna heckle Angels fans? Just play "Shock the Monkey"; that will do it.

QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Feb 14, 2008 -> 12:34 AM) Oh, those Cubbies are so cute. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Ag8u...p&type=lgns :fthecubs Gee I just love science-fiction!

QUOTE(Rex Hudler @ Feb 12, 2008 -> 11:54 PM) Big Brother has to be one of the dumbest shows on TV. The stupid challenges are assinine and anyone watching that show should have their intelligence questioned.... including me! I have no idea why I watch it, but I have the past 2 or 3 seasons. Add all of those Celebrity Love shows to the bottom of the barrel ("Flavor of Love", "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels", "Tila Tequila" and that new one with that Italian loser that's being advertised). Don't any of these dimwit contestants who aspire to be THE love catch realize that even if they win they'll end up being dropped like a hot potato so there can be a second/third/etc. season???!!!???!!!

classic cheese-o-rama from SappyLand: DONNA FARGO - "The Happiest Girl in the Whole USA": "Good morning, morning... hello sunshine... wake up sleepy head..."