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QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 08:38 PM) My one thought after posting that is "Damnit. Pedro Cerrano could speak better English than Ozzie." But Ozzie's still better than Alexei Ramirez. Maybe I would be more impressed if Cerrano was not Dennis Haysbert but an actual Latin American (Dominican/Puerto Rican) ballplayer.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 02:07 PM) Resignation or firing? Was it Borchard or Mark McGwire with the longest homer? Dan Pasqua?

QUOTE (JohnCangelosi @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 10:46 AM) Gordon Beckham hits 25 HR's and makes the all star team. Would absolutely be shocked if he ever hit more than 18-20.

What about getting the infamous "Ozzie" Martinez and Jhan Martinez for the departure of Ozzie Guillen? At least our system and major league team are strong enough that these former "top prospects" from the Marlins' system didn't come close to making the team. A- for new beginnings, unknown grade for picking Ventura and a C- for keeping KW in charge.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 03:24 PM) There are plenty reasons to be hopeful. First, we are still undefeated in the 2012 regular season. So are the Mariners, and they have a horrendous line-up outside of Ichiro, Smoak and Montero. I take that back, they're head and shoulders better than the A's, with CoCo Crisp batting 3rd. Yikes. That's a 90-100 loss team there.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 03:24 PM) There are plenty reasons to be hopeful. First, we are still undefeated in the 2012 regular season. So are the Mariners, and they have a horrendous line-up outside of Ichiro, Smoak and Montero. I take that back, they're head and shoulders better than the A's, with CoCo Crisp batting 3rd. Yikes. That's a 90-100 loss team there.

I can't imagine an announcing team of Moose Skowron, Minnie Minoso and/or Billy Pierce would be any worse. Billy Pierce is very insightful, and Skowron could do a better job of entertaining us from his hospital bed watching a feed than Melton does actually being present. Plus, we have to put up with him at Comcast. Seriously, it would be better with Mark Gonzales, Phil Rogers or Joe Cowley announcing. Definitely the beat writers could do 10X better than Melton, as well as Rongey and Merkin, who actually pay attention to what's going on with the team. If they're trying to reach out to Asian and Hispanic markets, they should use the new pair from orgullosox.com for an inning or two, and find Japanese/Korean locals (hopefully Sox or Fukudome fans) to do an inning or two as well. What could it hurt? It would be better to give new blood some experience, rather than the same old nonsense. If it was purely from a marketing perspective, having Boyer talking about upcoming special events and ticket packages would be more effective than Harry Caray's long-lost brother.

Marcus Leyson Septimien now at SS. He always confuses Alexei Ramirez and Alex Rodriguez and somehow their names get jumbled. Well, clarity is emerging, Stewart over Axelrod, along with Bruney, the 6th/7th guys out of the pen. Tyler Flowers has hit pretty well this spring. Beckham has picked it up, 2 doubles and close to a .300 average again. Big concerns still with Alex Rios, and his OPS down under the magical .600 mark again. That has to be another reason we are keeping Escobar, because there's a good chance that Ventura will have to go back to Lillbridge and/or Fukudome to play for Rios, whichever one is hot. Viciedo 3 for his last 5, although one of them was a blooper.

So much for the theory throughout the offseason that Cespedes wouldn't be on a major league roster (at least a contending team's) until July or August at the earliest. Will be interesting to see how long it takes the pitchers to make adjustments to him and develop a scouting report.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 09:13 AM) You're joking, right? He was atrocious trying to sound like a Russian. I actually took Russian in college (don't ask), and we discussed at one point some films with Russian players in it... Red October was pointed out as having a lot of well-done work in terms of casting Russian actors, and training other actors to sound Russian... except Connery, who just sounded like... Connery. He was awful. Worse than Borat, Minnie Driver and Sigourney Weaver? Nicole Kidman? They've all been in movies where their fake Russian left a lot to be desired.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 10:43 AM) Great. Taylor Swift and whoever the other one was can fight that out. The funny thing is that rice cakes aren't even that popular in the Philippines. And yet, once again, there's always that double-standard about treating Asian people (Fukudome?) in a way that if it was happening to African-Americans, it would be a different story. Once again, that perception that whites and Asians are the two dominant/power-holding ethnic groups in the world now, with the rise of China/Singapore/Korea/Japan/Taiwan, etc. About the only example I can think of where someone got in trouble or lost their job was the "chink in the armor" headline at ESPN about Jeremy Lin, at the height of "Linsanity" a month or so ago. I can't tell you how many times people make jokes about any Asian person eating a dog or cat. But if it's Fuzzy Zoeller talking about the Masters' dinner and Tiger Woods, boom, it's a national controversy. I don't think this who has the power/position to be racist, whether blacks or Hispanics can be equally "reverse racist" etc., will ever end. You have arguments that are compelling on both sides. I'll give another example within the Asian culture. Hong Kong fought and overturned a judicial decision that Filipina and Indonesian maids could get residency visas after living there for 7 years, just like people from all the rest of the world. So they specifically can exclude all maids/domestic servants from two specific countries from ever gaining residency. There's just as much racism within a culture and there is from without.

But lots of church/anti-abortion groups have posted abortion doctors' names/addresses/cell numbers, etc., on the internet or places like Twitter and nothing has ever happened to them, correct? Even in cases where doctors have been murdered/assassinated. Speaking of bounties, I wonder what would have happened if one of the Saints players would have put an opposing player in a wheelchair or even killed someone (could they use the football is a dangerous game defense or could they be charged with aggravated assault for a "pre-planned" tackling or taking out of someone on a football field, which is inherently dangerous?)....of course, the Raiders with Jack Tatum did the same thing in the 70's and early 80's, it just wasn't such a legalistic society as we have today. I guess there's no such thing as "fair" anymore, anyway. Would we have heard about the woman who walked into the propeller blade and lost her eye and hand/s if not for the fact that she was a young and statuesque blonde model? Their family is suing the company that insured the airplane and already turned down a $200,000 settlement simply because she made a mistake and was careless, and yet they want to fault someone for what happened. If you get out of a prop plane, the first thing you do is look at where the blades are....are they still rotating, it should be human nature, as opposed to a jet engine.

QUOTE (Rex Hudler @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 08:23 AM) remember Mark Jewell? Yeah. Chris Street and Dr. Tom Davis even came to our dorm once and I was asking him about his PhD in Pilgrim Athletics in the Colonies, lol. Sad thing what happened to Chris, I was in graduate school then in Georgia. That's also around the time all that stuff with Bruce Pearl, Deion Thomas and Collins was going on.

Misunderstood as well, I guess. I'm sure there are 10-15 "25th players" out there who are just as bad or worse, or the final reliever out of the pen is a bit of a joke. Even the Yankees, Red Sox and Phillies. Heck, the Phillies are populated with ex-Sox stars like Contreras, Pierre and Pods.

I would tend to go with Werth, going forward. Zito's and Hampton's have always been the classics for pitchers, although the likes of Chan Ho Park, Darren Dreifort and Jason Schmidt deserve consideration, as well as Kevin Brown (seems like the Dodgers always have bad contracts, like when they had Andruw Jones, Pierre and Manny Ramirez simultaneously). I think the Red Sox would rather just see Dice-K and Lackey disappear into thin air. Unfortunately, they're still on the hook for 2 more years of Lackey. Carlos Zambrano should have been close. Chone Figgins. Jose Silva. Milton Bradley. JD Drew. Herschel Walker for the NJ Generals.

The offense isn't completely boring for 5 months out of 6. The team goes on a winning streak for 8-9-10 games and/or a streak with 20 or more wins and 10 or fewer losses...don't think 26-5 can be replicated, though. Seems like in 2009 and 2011, the Sox could never get a hot streak started and carry the momentum for more than a week or two, especially last year. At least in 2009, we had the excitement of Buehrle's no-hitter, Thome, adding Peavy and Rios, all the trade talk from May through July, etc. And the Barons were a ton of fun to follow in April and May.

And Hermanson was also a high first round draft pick out of Wichita State. Santiago almost literally came out of nowhere last year.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 12:17 AM) FWIW, Kendall Gill is one of the nicest human beings on the planet. Hmmm....interesting, I always heard the opposite, that he was a jerk and pretty self-centered. Maybe my Hawkeye bias, haha. I did spend a lot of time around the team from 1988-1990, I was one of Roy Marble's "tutors/ghostwriters." Makes me feel so old to see his son now playing for Iowa.

http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/201...p-obama-win/?hp Argument that the individual mandate being struck down will actually help Obama's re-election chances.

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Mar 27, 2012 -> 09:50 PM) Thanks for playing Dan Johnson. Only this team would wait this long to send you packing. I'm sure there's thousands of examples in baseball history of teams cutting veterans over one week before the regular season begins. If anything, they've given him a LOT more time to find another home than organizations that wait until the last 2-3 days before the season begins to make their final roster cuts. If he's deserving of a job on a major league roster, he'll get one. Otherwise he'll be on standby in AAA somewhere.

"I actually in the last 48 hours with the things they’ve said about the Illinois program, of course I’m going to be biased being from there, I have reconsidered my position on that," Kendall Gill said on "The Carmen, Jurko & Harry Show" on ESPN 1000. "Before I said, you know what I don’t have any interest in coaching. Now in the last 48 hours, coaching, maybe I might want to do that to put the program back on the map. "I know I have the ability. I played professional basketball for 15 years, also college for four years and an analyst for six. I know the game. I would consider if it if I got the call." LOL. Always one of the most humble, low-key athletes on the planet. They might as well pick B.J. Armstrong as head coach. Here's what incoming sophomores Mike Shaw and Tracy Abrams had to say: Might as well!!! RT @1Abrams3: Let J. Howard run the show — Mike Shaw (@MikeShaw15) March 27, 2012 Fellow sophomore Myke Henry added: I think they might as well just let jerrence become the head coach it's taking to long to figure out!! — Myke Henry (@MykeHenry20) March 27, 2012 Big man Nnanna Egwu said: Last two workouts have been great with coach Howard. He would make a great head coach. They might as well make him our new head coach — Nnanna Egwu (@egwu_32) March 27, 2012 Again: all signs point to Groce being the next head coach at Illinois. But this entire process has been weird, so it's fitting it will (apparently) come to an end under less-than-ideal conditions.

American common law has defined assault as an attempt to commit a battery. Assault is typically treated as a misdemeanor and not as a felony (unless it involves a law enforcement officer). The more serious crime of aggravated assault is treated as a felony. Four elements were required at common law: The apparent, present ability to carry out; An unlawful attempt; To commit a violent injury; Upon another. Simple assault can be distinguished without the intent of injury upon another person. The violation of one's personal space or touching in a way the victim deemed inappropriate can be simple assault. In common law states an assault is not committed by merely, for example, swearing at another; without threat of battery, there can be no assault. As the criminal law evolved, element one was weakened in most jurisdictions so that a reasonable fear of bodily injury would suffice. These four elements were eventually codified in most states. Modern American statutes define assault as: an attempt to cause or purposely, knowingly, or recklessly causing bodily injury to another; or, negligently causing bodily injury to another with a deadly weapon. Some states also define assault as an attempt to menace (or actual menacing) by placing another person in fear of imminent serious bodily injury. wikipedia

QUOTE (MAX @ Mar 27, 2012 -> 08:07 PM) Jump? All he has to do is roll. All of his other numbers look good and he isn't an average guy. So why worry? 1) Human nature. 2) Being a Sox fan since late 1970's, lol.

Didn't the NRA/A.L.E.C. (American Legislative Exchange Council) write that law, basically? SCOTUS > POTUS I'll believe the SC is impartial when they actually do something unpredictable. Otherwise, our country is essentially held hostage by a court that is majority conservative simply because of the time period from 1968-2008 when there was only 12 years of Democratic presidents (Carter/Clinton). Those 28 years of Nixon/Ford/Reagan/Bush/Bush have overwhelmed the U.S. Constitution's checks and balances system...and the fact that the judiciary has never been more politicized or litmus-tested. There used to be a point where an O'Connor, Byron Whizzer White or Potter Stewart would cross sides on an important decision. Now, there's just no way for that to happen, just like compromise between the Tea Party/right wing and the moderate wings of both the Democratic and Republican parties.

They should really take an "out of the blue/stealth" approach with Gonzaga's Mark Few and overwhelm him with money. That guy is so revered up there, he's been running that program for almost 15 years...you just wonder if he would be interested in taking on the challenge of a program in a superconference with a recruiting paradise in his backyard? But, once again, not sure if that's possible with the BoTrustees involved. If I was an alum, I guess there has to be some compromise....if they lose Howard, bring in someone with ties like Steve Bardo, Tony Wysinger, Kenny Battle, not sure which former players are currently involved in coaching, maybe one of the Peoria kids? At Iowa, an example of a similar player who I'd want on my staff today is Kenyon Murray, a former McDonald's All-American who would be able recruit in Michigan, for example. Then again, with MI and MSU doing well, it's almost impossible to pull a blue-chip recruit out of there. So a former player or two with CPL ties on the staff? Marcus Liberty? Once again, have no idea about the coaching tree comprised of former ILL players.