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Astros showing the league how to pitch Moncada and Grandal, totally dominated these two games.

not gonna happen

can't believe they're still letting Tony manage the bullpen lol, how have they not taken away his keys, they never learn sver

Lucas shouldn't have started that inning, Tony LaRussa folks, the barely over .500 HOF manager

don't like crochet here.

these are the same white dudes who use 'cotton pickin' as an adjective

Robert batting a pedestrian .800

How good is Robert really, something definitely clicked with him while he was coming back from the injury, the natural talent is off the charts

need more gold chains and music videos

very little ego on that team outside of maybe AJ and Oz

They would need to hire competent coaches first.

I'm done watching this, how can this team be so bad defensively. I can't fathom it.

Lucas saw that 7 8 9 garbage and now pitching like he has to be perfect. Recipe for disaster against this team

Lucas completely lost his command

Leury has the lowest IQ of the entire offense, he's a dumb dumb

Engel Vaughn and Leury have zero chance

The # of times the Astros 1-3 hittings struck out consecutively this year is probably a really small number

fucking gamer

Bregman choking up on 1-1

broadcast is 100% better today

Somebody wake Moncada up. That was a 1-2 pitch, in the dirt bro

promise to keep my negativity to myself today, I can't promise a healthy dose of unbearable shitposting tomorrow if the Sox don't show up today tho a win changes everything

you will know if Vaughn is having good at bats after the first 3 pitches he sees. when he's going good he's swinging at fastballs, when he's going bad he's swinging at sliders in 2 strike counts

Lot of pressure on Lucas here. On one hand it shouldn't all be put on one guy to shut down a team that's incredibly hard to beat in their home park. On the other hand, his start last year in Oakland for his first post season appearance gives some hope, not to mention his career #s vs Houston I didn't go into this series with high hopes so a loss here doesn't come out of nowhere for me, with that said if he can go deep into the game I like their chances They gotta start changing up the signs, going out there putting down 1/2/3 just shows this team has no clue what they're doing when playing Houston at home. Even NYY totally changed up their signs vs BOS