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anyone else notice how good Hermanson has been this spring? Hasnt allowed a run yet, I wasnt aware.. I havent seen anyone mention this anywhere else

QUOTE(knightni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 11:14 PM) Willy Mo Pena (26HR 66RBI 22BB 108K .259BA .316OBP .527SLG) Joe Crede (21HR 69RBI 34BB 81K .239BA .299OBP .418SLG) Pretty close in a similar amount of games played. knight those really arent all that close.. 20 points in BA is pretty good, 26 in OBP, over 100 in slugging.. and Pena's OPS was .843.. Credes was in the low .700's Pena is also younger, and has better speed than Crede, although I dont know how much more but its more.. If the Reds were smart, they would deal Griffey (If they could find anyone) and give Wily Mo full time PT.. because he looks like he could evolve into a pretty good hitter

wheres witesoxfan when I need to make fun of the Buffalo Bills

QUOTE(Pale Hose Jon @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:32 PM) Here is how i asked my current gf out. Trust me, Girls love flowers Thats what ive been saying.. listen to me Doug, I can pull the ho's

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:31 PM) Agreed. Garland is going to win more games for us than the addition of Willy Mo Pena. Now if we are out of contention at the deadline, then you guys can start the Garland for Pena rumors. Otherwise, it doesn't make much sense right now. I didnt say anything about Garland, I was just talking bout Pena and how I would like to have him

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:27 PM) If you really believe he is 23, that is. He is from the Dominican afterall. By the way, the jury is out on Pena moreso than Rowand. Rowand owns a career .290 AVG and .342 OBP. Pena owns a career .245 AVG and .302 OBP. Dont get me wrong, I like Rowand.. im just saying can we automatically expect a .310 AVG and 30 HR's from him.. Rowand is going to be a solid player for us, I was just questioning the .310+ AVG and the power... I would feel more comfortable if I saw him do it again, which I hope he does.. I like Rowand a lot

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:19 PM) By the way, remember that Pena is from the Dominican so his age is automatically in doubt. thats true, but we dont know that for sure.. so for the sake of this its just fair to assume hes as old as he says because theres no way anyone knows for sure but him, and maybe his family I dont know.. He showed some real good promise for his age, and Im sure that with more time his numbers would balance out a little more.. .260 is an avg I can accept from someone who will hit 35+ HR's and drive in 100+ Runs steal 10 or more bases.. I guess im just amazed with his potential but to compare him to Borchard is a slap to his face.. Borchard will never cut it, he needs to leave the game

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:19 PM) I guess I'm just not impressed with him. 22 BB, 108 SO, and a .316 OBP is disgusting. I understand potential but his minor league numbers sucked and he appears to just be a free-swinging strikeout master with a ton of power like Borchard. When Borchard hits 26 HR's in 110 games, then make that comparison.. Borchard batted .174 that is what is disgusting, and the fact hes 27 hes also younger than Borchard, and damn, the potential he is showing looks amazing.. I would just love to have him on our team... Dye, Everett, and Timo wont be around in the future.. The jury is out on Rowand, can he put up the same numbers? Anderson and Sweeney are ? because they are just minor leaguers now..

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:11 PM) JimH said that they were looking at Borchard for some reason. I was just continuing that trend. I still want to know why everyone wants a strikeout master like Willy Mo Pena, especially considering his minor league numbers sucked. who gives a s*** about minor league numbers he hit 26 HR's last year in 110 games, .259 is a decent average that I could live with but assuming it would magnify if at the Cell.. plus hes 23 It just looks like a ton of potential that I would love us to have, better than Borchard by far

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:07 PM) Ben Davis and Joe Borchard for Ryan Freel and prospect(s) sounds good to me. I don't think they really need a catcher though. Jason LaRue isn't bad at all and Javier Valentin (Jose's brother) is his backup. if they are trying to move OFers why would they want bust?

ide love to have Wily Mo finding someway to get it done would be awesome

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 05:08 PM) and if it doesnt work you could always take me u know.. with a wig on i have been compared to Mamie Van Doren by a bunch of drunk college frat boys.. that picture of your nipple was also pretty impressive and the fact that I didnt even do anything and you showed me bodes well for doug AFTER prom, eh eh

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 05:06 PM) Obviously so JK Steff. Doug, I'd do exactly wat MoS is telling you. Bring flowers be yourself and just be a good guy, it's as simple as that. Everyone should always do what I tell them... simply put you will get results.. Someone give me my own Forum on here for girl advice... ide make a killing

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 05:01 PM) ^yeah that^ or find out what car is hers and leave a note on her windshield wiper, and some C4 under her car in case she says no.. it worked for me once honestly (not the C4) *Writes that Idea down* man, I cant believe I didnt think of something like that.. all I had was punch her in the face

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:59 PM) I didn't get from his posts that this was a female he might have locker access to.. Ask one of her friends to get the combo for you.. its not that hard

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:58 PM) He's gotta ask her out somewhere to ask her to go... right? I would not recommend bringing flowers to school.. I put a rose in a girls locker with a note that said "Will you go to Prom with me" and that was money

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:53 PM) yea...she is a good girl, so it might be simple... Then do what I told you, get cleaned up.. get you some flowers.. and then ask her

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:46 PM) what kinda girl is she doug? is she ur average chick or is she ghetto as hell, if its the latter im afraid your gona need to get a tattoo on ur neck of ur moms name or something in order to get a response... haha he is in Minnesota, im sure the (post edited by QP) are slim in that area If there is a problem with this edit pm me. The term here is a very derogatory term.

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:45 PM) "What would you like to drink? Your usual and a roofie coloda for your ladyfriend?" exactly my man, now your using the ole noodle

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:42 PM) carl and flippedoutpunk are the ladies men... Doug, if she says yes Ill teach you how to slip a roofie in her drink without anyone noticing

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:39 PM) LMAO... Dr. Love.. Well to be honest I have never had to ask a girl to go to a dance with me, I had a girlfriend at those times so I mean.. I never had to go through wondering if they would say yes or no.. but I do know girls are suckers for stuff like that, and if you play your cards right she will say yes.. and Doug, I am here to help you accomplish this goal

Well all I can really tell you is to get some flowers or some bulls*** girls like.. that will be a plus.. and if your lookin clean, thats another plus.. So far your headed in the right direction

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:20 PM) i found a girl to go with...any ideas how to get her to say yes? like any tips to sweep her off her feet? Doug, flowers would be a good idea.. surprise her.. Also, in that picture you have.... come on man, get a haircut.. you need to look clean

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 09:42 AM) This just serves as another Roswell for the JR=Monty Burns crowd. Excellent (Taps Fingers)