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QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 09:00 AM) Anyone know if this guy is anti-abortion? They've never talked about it... Bush continued "But he's a smart dresser and he can count to 20 without taking off his shoes!"

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 08:49 AM) Also the announcement will come at noon Chicago time. I heard Bush is going to name the guy who does his taxes at the corner H&R Block in Crawford, TX. to the post. "He's a good man and I know what he thinks when it comes to money stuff"

The conditions were really bad last night. But both teams had to play in it...

To The Rally Crede! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a b**** who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 07:14 AM) The Sox are not to blame for the poor umpiring. People who try and ignore the umpiring mistakes sound silly IMHO. What should be the story is how the Sox have capitalized on every one of those calls. Balls flying out of the park, runners scoring, etc. I wonder how the Sox ever won the division and produced the best record in the AL without those calls. And no one is talking about Jenks getting squeezed in what I believe were "make up calls". Good call Tex. It sure did seem like Jenks had to throw it into a teacup to get a strike call.

Just started reliving the game on my DVR and this struck me Tim McCarver said this about the bearded Astros: "They look like a bunch of Shakespearian Actors..." WHAT THE f*** DOES THAT MEAN?!? :banghead I'm an actor...I've done Shakespeare WHAT THE f*** DOES THAT MEAN?!? :banghead You can always count on Timmy

If I'm f***ing dreaming...don't wake me up!!!! I will never forget this weekend at The Cell!!! 2 MORE!!

What no one saw me on TV filling in for an ailing Josh Grobin?!?

Did I ever tell you about the time The Rally Crede took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Rally Crede takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. The Rally Crede yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

LET'S GO!!! SLAP ANDY P. AROUND!!!

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Oct 23, 2005 -> 08:58 AM) Good to see another female baseball fan. Thanks for the kind words and please do stick around! Queen you're a girl?!? I thought you were just a fancy lad!

The Rally Crede pulled Roger Clemens' hamstring!

Timo is starting at first for Game one

Doc Martens

QUOTE(agame @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 06:29 PM) Thanks for the info. What will they be used for? Empty or private parties? Press...VIPs...etc

The Rally Crede created the Security Bubble from a stick of Big Red Chewing Gum!

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 06:02 PM) We're going to the Bears game also.. Sunday is going to be a looooong day. My brother is going to the Bears games this Sunday (it's his turn to use our family's season tickets) It'll be a Loooooooooooooooooooong cold day for you. Pack a flask of whiskey!

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 03:01 PM) Going to the games. Hey, guess what, me too!!

I suck at photoshop

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 03:19 PM) It is. At least they are having fun with it. I'm praying their fans are cool - as I'm sure some of the jerkoffs around me sold their tickets to them..

His shoes?? Not like he used them...

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 01:29 PM) Which wouldn't be the case if they were "sold out". Between the bases is not "sold out". Between the bases is far from sold out.

The few rows in front of me were always TM.

The Rally Crede is responsible for 30,000 of SS2k5's posts!