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QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ May 23, 2005 -> 11:05 AM) That's a dumb question. They will, of course, partake in the eating of s***, just as the long line of s***-eaters in whose tracks they follow. It will be a feast of s*** spread across golden tables for their family & friends to consume!

QUOTE(greg775 @ May 22, 2005 -> 05:58 PM) Has this made the papers yet? It's a story I'd want to read. That's crazy stuff. If he went nine yesterday we mighta lost two of three in this series. We can thank bangbus.com for the win on Saturday!

This was just reported on the Comcast Pregame show. According to the Cubs, Carlos spends 4-5 hours a day on the internet and that maybe a leading factor in his arm injury. This lead to him being taken out after only 100 pitches in yesterdays game. They say it is not a pitching injury, so they are going to try to limit him to one hour a day on the interent. This is one of the funniest excuses I have ever read!!! Get Carlos a girlfriend and his "arm" should heal quickly!

QUOTE(chisoxtime @ May 21, 2005 -> 08:16 PM) Scrub fan losers are bragging how they are gioing to stick it to Bmac and that he cant handle 40000 fans bla...bla...bla... Sounds like a desperate team graspimg at straws. It would be outstanding if BMac would outdual the Messiah!! I like your enthusiasm but you need to stay away from those MLB boards. They can be amusing, but don't care about what people post on there. It's all extreme talk and it means nothing. Stay here for enjoyable, troll-free, and informative posts.

This is "fantasy baseball" thinking. Zito has been awful this year.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ May 20, 2005 -> 10:33 AM) Already posted in the "Around The Majors" thread... http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=688493 Didn't see it. Maybe it should have it's own thread. Jason was well-liked during this tenure here.

I have great memoroes of Jason, especially in 93 and 94. Great arm and I'll never forget the "Fosh"! http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpag...ort=MLB&id=5039

He is on Comcast right now talking to gail and he commented that Joey Cora got them lost on the way to Wrigley. Good lesson...Don't let Joey Cora drive.

QUOTE(YASNY @ May 20, 2005 -> 10:10 AM) A sign in the stands at Wrigley saying "Hail to the Thief" would be oh so sweet!

I love it! I think we have a nickname! "Commander in Thief"

You know what you two need? A little comic strip called 'Love Is...' It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.... -Homer Simpson

QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ May 14, 2005 -> 12:29 PM) How did you get to know so many athletes? I knew you knew a lot of people involved with the sox but 11 other teams? Whats your secret Don't you know? She's Doable! ::ducks::

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ May 12, 2005 -> 02:31 PM) I honestly don't try to persuade her in this...she is very vigilante about fair treatment of animals as am I... but I tell her PETA are whack job extremists... My wife and I are also very involved in Animal rights groups. But PETA other interests have swayed me away from them.

Here's more on PETA's Terrorist connections... http://espn.go.com/outdoors/general/column...st/1349596.html http://www.consumerfreedom.com/news_detail.cfm/headline/2339

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I wonder who is going to be Vala-DICK-torian? Talk about being HEAD of the class I hope no suffers from Premature Education! Someone: Thats enough! Me: All right...

QUOTE(Wong & Owens @ May 6, 2005 -> 08:57 AM) phe-NOM-enal!!!! Shouldn't be phe-nom-ANAL? please forgive me.

Great Stuff! If you didn't see the show in Chicago, you missed out on a brilliant production! Pick up the CD, it's hysterical!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ May 5, 2005 -> 10:27 AM) Is he working with Neil Simon again??? NEIL: Here's my idea Dave...Rick James and Bryant Gumbel have to live together in an apartment in New York City. Rick is a uncaring slob and Bryant is a neat-freak. Are you with me?

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 4, 2005 -> 07:34 AM) And Ribbie and Rhubarb What can I say... Chicks dig the plushies!

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 28, 2005 -> 10:33 AM) To show appreciation for all the droll humor around here, no doubt? Damn you...Damn your eyes!!

QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Apr 28, 2005 -> 09:06 AM) I've tried this place...garbage...if you like this, you'll love Carm's in Hillside...go try it. Novi's is Grade A dog food. I love Carm's in Hillside too!! I will respectfully disagree with your assesment on Novi's. We still need a drolling icon.

Novi's Beef in Berwyn! Corner of Oak Park Ave and Ogden. That sucker is soo juicy that have to wrap in foil and a plastic bag. (We need a drooling icon!)

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Apr 28, 2005 -> 07:34 AM) Advance word on LOTD is quite good. So good in fact, they moved up the release date to a Big Summer Weekend. Also, as stated above in a previous post, his Zombie flicks always had an underlying message. From what I read about this film and from the trailer, George is making an allusion to Terrorism and the USA. The plot is simple... In a modern-day world where the walking dead roam an uninhabited wasteland, the living try to lead "normal" lives behind the walls of a fortified city. A new society has been built by a handful of enterprising, ruthless opportunists, who live in the towers of a skyscraper, high above the hard-scrabble existence on the streets below. But outside the city walls, an army of the dead is evolving. Inside, anarchy is on the rise. I am assuming this fortified city is the USA and the zombies are terrorists. We can't no longer hide, we have to fight. So thats cool...and I hope we see people get eaten too!!

So... um... sox rule? ::DUCKS::