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From Mr. Zero to the Big Doughnut

According to Otis from WSI, Jennifer Lopez will marry Nomar in a three way ceremony that will include Jarod Washburn, Britney Spears, Maggs and Oprah

Why wait? Let's be like Cub Fans and worship him because of a cool nickname!

"Don't f*** with Mr. Zero!" - Billy Crystal in "When Harry met Sally" Let's get t-shirts made...I'm sure the White Sox won't mind us wearing them in Left Field

He'll be our Rookie of the Year candidate!!

Ozzie can use the Bone Phone to call Mr Zero in from the Pen

Mr Zero should get used playing in front of Zero people

Actually more than the song the one thing that has been on my brain since we signed our new closer is "When Harry Met Sally" with Billy Crystal. He is discussing the movers who informed him that his wife was leaving him and he said the one had a shirt that read: "Don't f*** with Mr. Zero!" I smell a bullpen sign!!

Sorry 2k4, I got a 5 year old son. I know everyone of those songs by friggin heart now. That Schoolhouse Rock DVD is awesome!

or the song "Mr Zero" by The Yardbirds

Konerko, Cash and Rauch to Annaheim for Washburn and prospect

The sad thing I wrote my message and posted it before I saw yours...

I'll go with "My Hero, Zero!" from Schoolhouse Rock!

Oh...you mean contract extension...

Steff, You think you can get me a copy of the US Government's secret Area 51 report or the lost minutes from the Nixon tapes? Thanks You got great connections!

BING!

I meant: "SOX sign RELIEVER Vic Darensbourg" I need to stop typing with boxing gloves LATEST NEWS - January 17 - Previous News White Sox signed LHP Vic Darensbourg to a minor league contract and invited him to spring training. Darensbourg allowed eight earned runs in nine innings while pitching for the Rockies and Expos last season. He has very little chance of making the White Sox. Damaso Marte and Kelly Wunsch will the team's two lefty relievers, and if one of the gets hurt, Arnaldo Munoz would be the top candidate to step in. from Rotoworld.com

Actually they DO give a Pultizer for fiction...

I think he will start and give the White Sox what they need...A true leadoff hitter.

Just a bit of fun Kenny's Live quote

"Are we in trouble?" "Nah Donny, these guys are Nihilists"

I have this odd feeling that Jeremy Reed will be our starting CF and leadoff hitter coming out of spring training.

Be sure to clean off your computer screen when your done reading his posts! jk

Thats possibly an overbudget team JR could live with... BTW, I heard this about three weeks back, I believe.

Bruce Levine had mentioned on a "Talkin Baseball" segment weeks back that Konerko might be headed to the Angels straight up for Washburn.