WEEKDAYS
5:00am Wake-up
6:00am go back to sleep
10:00am Wake-up again
10:01am Start Drinking Vodka
2:01pm Switch to Whiskey
4:04pm Voices stop screaming in my head, so I pass out.
11:30pm Wake-up some more
11:46pm Check to see if there are any bodies in my trunk
12:30am Pass out again
WEEKENDS
Most of my time is devoted to volunteering at my Church