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I still say that the worst was the "Line Shot" campaign in 1997 after we got Albert Belle. Frank, Robin and Belle in a faux Summer Action Flick. Tim Kasurinsky, from Second City, as the Euro-Baddie with a Bomb. "If Matt Karchner's fastball falls below 90mph...BOOOOOOM!!" He kidnaps Ventura... Bo Jackson is their driver, Jenny McCarthy is the Mysterious girl.. Thats right Kids...Come to Comiskey Park for Guns, Bombs, Kidnapping and Murder! Gallas should have fired after that!

Who do you think the Sox should try and get since Trader Ken isn't done yet. This is only if Cotts falters again in the Majors. This is the list of starters that have cleared waivers and can be traded. Cleared and tradeable Pitchers Livan Hernandez John Thomson Freddy Garcia Brian Anderson Sterling Hitchcock Pat Hentgen Andy Ashby Aaron Sele Danny Graves I kinda like Brian Anderson..playoff experience, probably won't cost as much as Livan.

You throw everyone on waivers to try and hide the names you want to go through.

Wow, Scott Boras trying to get people to overpay for a player... Someone will do it, probably NY Yankees as the heir apparent to Bernie.

I have few buddies joining me Friday, so we are going to try to grab a Bullpen Bar table in RF for the game.

*walks away sadly* Score also confirms Loaiza is starting CubSuck, Please accept my sincere apologies. I stand corrected.

Thats "Hawk-esque" PBP.

Usually Police cars, Emergency vehicles, Bomb Squad...etc. Or People who look like this: :finger

Oh...ok then nevermind.

Thanks man! You might have the hottest signature!

I'll be there Friday!

I KNOW!!!! I was just speculating why Adkins could have been considered. Jeez, eat some cheese and relax.

This is just a theory... With the off day on the 25th, the next two series will feature this rotation. 8/21 TEX Loaiza 8/22 TEX Colon 8/23 TEX Buehrle 8/24 TEX Garland 8/25 off 8/26 NYY Loaiza 8/27 NYY Colon 8/28 NYY Buehrle JM may want his top guns together for the next two series, especially the Yankees.

Ah, I wouldn't worry. This isn't a "neutral" territory like the ESPN board. They get out of hand, they will be launched!

My Buddy, that I have season tickets with, has the same problem with Dish Network. He finally broke down and bought an antennae to see the WCIU games. It was that or walk a few blocks down to the local watering hole to watch the games. It always seems we don't have tickets for the game on the U. We went yesterday and we're going tomorrow. I keep telling him to get Direct TV or Digital Cable.

Bring me the Head of Rod Bolton!

ROTFLMAO!!! I love this board.. Give ya an inch and you guys go on for miles and miles and miles... Or we could give you several inches.... Ah forget it, that joke would be cheap and tawdry.

On the field..? No desire to sit there. Port-a-potties will be a joke. Good luck. No panties I know what you mean. We had club level for the Stones and we were spoiled. Port-a-Potties? No way. Thats why GOD made a Beer cup!

I disagree with the "Pre-and-postgame bar-and-restaurant scene:" score. He doen't mention the Bullpen Bar, Jimbos or even Tailgating, for which he gave Edison Field a 2.5 alone.

We're in section B2, right by the stage. Give a pair of your underwear, I'll throw them up there for you.

Are they sitting all the season ticket holders in the same section?

Ah..don't act so shocked...

Done and done!

Steff, We need this guy to CALM DOWN Not get worked up again! Don't you remember how Annie calmed down Nuke in Bull Durham... Can I help you pick out the red garters for him to wear?

Lay off him he's mine I can share... Ok, but I don't want Koch This's sloppy seconds!