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QUOTE (lostfan @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 12:12 PM) When you get married and have kids, after a while, you need to make appointments to have sex. If it's not planned, it's not happening. I know...we all hate having to call your wife.

I thought this said Steff hits 500. I was wondering what group pissed her off at the Cell.

I want the Brian Anderson Appletini Mix!!!

I can really only see Dye coming back as the primary DH. I know KW loves him and in the past has expressed his wish to have Dye finish his career as a White Sox. Of course, the payroll has everything to do with it.

But he's not an ace!!!

Watch Jose pull a rabbit out of his for his next trick!

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 15, 2009 -> 10:07 AM) No wonder the mascots are so popular, they will do whatever it takes! Always going that extra mile...

I just blue myself!!!!

Come on over here 2005 team! I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, 2005. Let's do this!!

And yet you still get to post after camping out to see Jonas Brothers in 3-D!

QUOTE (shipps @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 02:46 PM) Why is it so hard for these f***ers to produce offense in April ? Its not that bad outside, I am naked and feel perfectly comfortable. You look comfortable...then again I am 100 feet away looking through a high-powered lens. BTW, turn back over.

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 02:41 PM) I will join you by shaking my fist violently to and fro in the air. I shall join both of you in voicing my displeasure with a few choice colloquialisms towards the computer. I dare say they maybe a tad randy...

QUOTE (quickman @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 10:59 AM) the pussification of america. We have proudly turned into the french. just what we need. While we're at it...let's attack the first base coach. I think he was insulting us!!!!

The Angels released a statement... http://losangeles.angels.mlb.com/news/arti...sp&c_id=ana

QUOTE (Hawkfan @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 10:39 AM) that is terrible news, my prayers are with his family. Good thing we didn't trade konerko for him. What? Why write that?? RIP...terrible news. Thoughts and prayers to his family and the Angels.

If Kenny ever gets tired of being GM, (and it will be his call) I see Stoney moving right in... I wonder if there is already a secret deal in place...hmmmm.

1984 Everyone made it but the Sox I don't think it has ever happened with all five teams because last year was the first time in a long time the Sox and Cubs made it in the same year. Someone want to do more research?

I predict this thread will soon be immortal. I have a feeling.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Apr 8, 2009 -> 11:04 AM) Is Toe Nash still available? Doesn't he get out of prison this year?

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 6, 2009 -> 01:12 PM) Those are the really fun 3D experiences, Universal and Disney usually do them right at their parks Disney's Muppetvision 3-D is awesome and the best in all the parks.

Wire to wire baby! Win today!!!

Regarding the scoreboard...rarely are all the teams in MLB playing each other at the same time. So I think the rotation of games will be quick.

Harold Reynolds picked us on MLB network. Wheee! I agree it is amusing that the Indians and Twins youth is considered a plus but ours is considered a minus. All of their young pitchers and hitters are predicted to even better but ours are predicted to decline. Eh...who cares.

I love Joe and I hope he does well. I just wonder how his back will hold up playing on carpeted concrete all season.

QUOTE (BUZZ @ Apr 2, 2009 -> 11:20 AM) The Soxs need to inquire on trading for Juan Pierre. ::ducks::