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QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 5, 2009 -> 05:02 AM) false Bears will not hunt where they smell human urine. TRUE.

R.I.P. Captain Chaos http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainmen...80631.htmlstory Dom as Nero in History of the World Part 1 The classic Cannonball Run Outtakes

QUOTE (Texsox @ May 1, 2009 -> 11:47 AM) Well crap, they closed the largest school district in my area. I had several projects with them next week, which are now canceled. Crap...now what supply room is going to host a performance of "Tex's Puppet Show in his Pants"?

QUOTE (Brian @ Apr 27, 2009 -> 05:43 PM) I totally believe that Jesus invented the 3 day rule. But not if you want to send a texty text...

Could you turn your head and cough?

Our bad economic times have reached the prison system... Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Exceeds Two Hand Jobs

Yes

Happy Birthday!!

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 12:49 PM) He's only played 10 games so far, and the weather has been cold here and up near the Smokey Mountains. He has hit the ball hard and he does have some RBI's. Once he settles down, and stops swinging at everything, he'll be fine. The only thing that I've seen that I'd be concerned with is his defense at third. Carlos Lee was a 3rd Baseman in our system...I think Dayan will be in LF soon as well.

Next we'll be seeing him do commercials for Tahiti Village Timeshare

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 08:52 AM) But Contreras became dominant in 2005 when it was really hot in late July, August and September... You think "cold weather" has only an affect on baseball players? Why aren't other sports relevant? QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 09:06 AM) No, YOU said it has an affect on Latin players. So try and stay on the subject and quit using other sports as basis for your argument, especially a sport where latin players are an extremely small minority Girls...girls...you're both pretty!

QUOTE (lostfan @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 12:12 PM) When you get married and have kids, after a while, you need to make appointments to have sex. If it's not planned, it's not happening. I know...we all hate having to call your wife.

I thought this said Steff hits 500. I was wondering what group pissed her off at the Cell.

I want the Brian Anderson Appletini Mix!!!

I can really only see Dye coming back as the primary DH. I know KW loves him and in the past has expressed his wish to have Dye finish his career as a White Sox. Of course, the payroll has everything to do with it.

But he's not an ace!!!

Watch Jose pull a rabbit out of his for his next trick!

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 15, 2009 -> 10:07 AM) No wonder the mascots are so popular, they will do whatever it takes! Always going that extra mile...

I just blue myself!!!!

Come on over here 2005 team! I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, 2005. Let's do this!!

And yet you still get to post after camping out to see Jonas Brothers in 3-D!

QUOTE (shipps @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 02:46 PM) Why is it so hard for these f***ers to produce offense in April ? Its not that bad outside, I am naked and feel perfectly comfortable. You look comfortable...then again I am 100 feet away looking through a high-powered lens. BTW, turn back over.

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 02:41 PM) I will join you by shaking my fist violently to and fro in the air. I shall join both of you in voicing my displeasure with a few choice colloquialisms towards the computer. I dare say they maybe a tad randy...

QUOTE (quickman @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 10:59 AM) the pussification of america. We have proudly turned into the french. just what we need. While we're at it...let's attack the first base coach. I think he was insulting us!!!!

The Angels released a statement... http://losangeles.angels.mlb.com/news/arti...sp&c_id=ana