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Thank you all. I am spending the day getting the cake out of my fur.

QUOTE (4 points @ Feb 8, 2009 -> 11:58 PM) Kenny, is that you? No, it's a real fan who understands economics and the reality of baseball.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 6, 2009 -> 08:51 AM) I'll take your Nathan Lane, and add Denzel Washington. I can see that Kenny type edge in Denz. I can see Denzel as Kenny yelling at reporters: KennyWilliams: Aww, you motherf***ers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you b****es. Huh. You think you can do this s***.... You think you can do this to me? You motherf***ers will be covering baseball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the f*** do you think you're f***ing with? I'm the GM, I run s*** around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherf***er down. King Kong ain't got s*** on me.

Looks like Brad Pitt and Steven Soderbergh are going to bring the Billy Beane story to the screen. Who would you have play Beane and who would play Kenny Williams?? They got to have KW in there. http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40012

QUOTE (Jenks Heat @ Feb 5, 2009 -> 10:53 AM) What about Walt? Walt had special "powers" that were never really addressed. I believe Walt was thought to be a future leader of The Others. They take interest when they are young. His special ability was talking to Jacob...is my guess.

Do you think JJ Abrams has a giant book in which the enitre story is laid out? If so, I hope they publish it when the series ends.

Jessica Alba Bare Scarlett Johansson Bare

QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 5, 2009 -> 08:54 AM) This. Last years finale, Miles made that comment about being surprised she would want to leave when it took her so long to get back. Plus, Charlotte is kinda hot. Plus Faraday's comment to Miles about if he was sure how long he's been on the island...

I'm secretly hoping that GOB will pull up to dock on the Seaward and offer to be their ride. COME ON!

I love long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and men who aren't afraid to cry.

QUOTE (Whitewashed in '05 @ Jan 11, 2009 -> 02:43 PM) The person below me had soxtalk withdrawal. True. Even more than you think since I haven't posted in Months! The Person below me has voted for American Idol!

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/busi...icle5489287.ece

The only way this happens is if Kenny already had another deal in place...like getting Santana from LA.

Crap...I thought this was about the movie... That squirrel and his nuts...HIGH-Larious

When I read the title of this post, I thought it was a story about Paris Hilton heading down to promote a movie in Australia.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 19, 2008 -> 08:54 AM) It looks like it should be out in the next hour-ish. We are still planning on playing. Well...my director called us into rehearsal today (it was TBA) after a not so inspiring rehearsal last night. I was hoping and working on getting out of it but I can't. So I have to be at the theatre from 12:00 til 5:00. Sorry guys. It sucks. I want to play softball.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 10:29 AM) Wall-E is getting not just good, but downright spectacular reviews. I might have to go see that this weekend. I just got back from seeing WALL-E. Simply astounding!!! Pixar is not making animated films. They are making movies that are beautiful, funny, emotional and thoughtful. The kids in the audience were transfixed! The first part of the movie was like watching a Chaplin film and the kids loved it. No dialouge, just beeps and body language. No hip Zebras, Smart-ass Will Smith-fish or Neurotic Bees making cutsie pop culture references. Just simple, haunting and amazing. This is not just one of the best animated films in recent years, but one of the best FILMS...period. How serious is Pixar on making movies? They hired Roger Deakins, who is the cinematographer for the Coen Brothers, to be the Director of Photogrphay/Visual Consultant for WALL-E. I dare you not to want to hold someone's hand after this film. You'll see why.

Does it come with a Hot Chicks Room?!?

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 23, 2008 -> 12:04 PM) Joe Pesci doesn't f*** around. My neighbor had a loud ass dog next door that I couldn't get through to, I called Joe Pesci and he straightened that c***sucker out in one visit. So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jun 22, 2008 -> 04:26 PM) Wanted will be the first movie that I go to the theater to see in several months. The trailer looks cool as hell, and now its got a perfect 100% on rottentomatoes so far Its only one review and it's by Brad Pitt. I don't count it.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jun 16, 2008 -> 02:09 PM) I don't want any President telling us what car to buy/build. The market needs to decide that, not the government. Shut up and eat your vegatables!

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Jun 23, 2008 -> 08:41 AM) You are aware Joe Pesci is still alive, no? Perhaps you meant Bruno Kirby? George Carlin, in his routines, said he worshipped the Sun (because he could see it) and prayed to Joe Pesci (because he was a good actor and it looked like he could get things done).

David Bowie would be so happy!

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 13, 2008 -> 04:01 PM) Well I guess this is as appropriate a place as any to post this: QUOTE Why Can't I Own a Canadian? October 2002 Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them: When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted fan, Jim I'm not sure thats an acutal letter. It seems to be a recap of the speech Martin Sheen made in the West Wing to a "Dr. Laura-esque" character. Here's that scene:

RIP. A legend. A voice of a generation. May his frisbee soul never be caught on a roof...let it fly forever in the wind!