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No...we have like 7 FM stations....seriously...

I don't know if we're quite ready for that one....we don't want Murc posting a bajillion times a day...

Jeezus! :puke

Ooooh....AM AND FM?

He will be a position player exclusively, unless some situation warrants that he has to pitch.

I bet he did it in the Cartman voice, too. Sweeet.

Bond-s

It may just be me but I don't think a pick after the game counts...

Now it's sounding like he will be in Bristol. He will be at the All-Star Game, as KCRG-TV showed he has infield box tickets....

Thank you, Ian.

Lineups-f***ed up CHI WHITE SOX AT CLEVELAND -- LINEUPS (2ND GAME) CHI WHITE SOX CLEVELAND AVG HR RBI AVG HR RBI Willie Harris CF .204 0 3 Coco Crisp LF .252 0 7 Roberto Alomar 2B .212 0 2 Casey Blake 1B .275 10 37 Carlos Lee LF .262 14 53 Milton Bradley CF .330 7 42 Magglio Ordonez RF .298 16 50 Shane Spencer RF .264 6 24 Carl Everett DH .266 18 52 Ricky Gutierrez 3B .261 0 3 Brian Daubach 1B .248 5 15 Tim Laker C .247 3 16 Jose Valentin SS .244 13 39 Travis Hafner DH .206 4 11 Joe Crede 3B .227 8 37 Brandon Phillips 2B .208 4 23 Miguel Olivo C .223 5 16 Jhonny Peralta SS .200 0 1 Mike Porzio LHP (NO RECORD) Jake Westbrook RHP (3-4, 4.55)

Don't do Toad~ You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter, that's your bum hole. 'Cos if you use toad, then I'm telling you... You can kiss your life goodbye. Yeah when you use toad, It will mess you up. It will make your mama cry That's no lie, You'll choke on your tounge and die You've got to give it up You got to give up the toad now It's no joke buddy, give it up You got to give up the toad now Or you'll croke You've got to give it up, And don't smoke Or you will see, It hurts to pee There'll be blood, gushing from ya Everytime that you cough And forget getting lucky, It falls off Yeah you'd better wise up 'Cos I'm telling you Toad is only meant for bins Got to give it all up Or you're gonna see Your whole life will hit the skids And your kids will be born without eyelids You've got to give it up You got to give up the toad now Thanks to you And just give it up Give up the toad now (line sung by Brian) Thanks to you Give it up Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh I'm no fool, Lando's cool YEAH!!!

May 21st

Final box: CHI WHITE SOX (7) VS CLEVELAND (4) - FINAL IN 10 INNINGS (1ST GAME) CHI WHITE SOX ab r h rbi bb so lob avg T Graffanino ss 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 .235 a-J Valentin ph-ss 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 .244 R Alomar 2b 5 0 0 0 0 0 2 .212 F Thomas dh 4 2 1 0 1 1 2 .275 M Ordonez rf 5 1 2 0 0 0 1 .298 C Lee lf 5 1 3 2 0 0 0 .262 P Konerko 1b 5 1 2 3 0 0 3 .189 A Rowand cf 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .236 b-C Everett ph-cf 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 .266 W Harris cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .204 J Crede 3b 3 1 0 0 2 0 0 .227 S Alomar Jr c 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 .257 c-B Daubach ph 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .248 M Olivo pr-c 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .223 Totals 40 7 9 5 4 4 14 a-struck out swinging for T Graffanino in the 7th; b-grounded to shortstop for A Rowand in the 7th; c-walked for S Alomar Jr in the 7th. BATTING: 2B - C Lee (18, D Riske); M Ordonez (24, T Mulholland). HR - P Konerko (5, 10th inning off T Mulholland 2 on, 0 Out). S - M Olivo. RBI - C Lee 2 (53), P Konerko 3 (22). 2-out RBI - C Lee 2. Runners left in scoring position, 2 out - F Thomas 1, P Konerko 2, S Alomar Jr 1. Team LOB - 8. FIELDING: E - R Alomar 2 (3, catch, throw). DP: 1 (J Crede-R Alomar-P Konerko). CLEVELAND ab r h rbi bb so lob avg C Crisp lf 5 1 3 0 0 0 1 .252 C Blake 3b 5 1 1 0 0 1 1 .275 M Bradley cf 3 1 1 2 2 0 0 .330 S Spencer dh 5 1 1 0 0 1 3 .264 J Gerut rf 4 0 1 0 1 1 2 .280 V Martinez c 4 0 0 0 0 2 4 .195 B Broussard 1b 3 0 0 1 0 1 3 .275 Z Sorensen 2b 3 0 1 0 1 0 0 .200 J Peralta ss 4 0 0 0 0 1 3 .200 Totals 36 4 8 3 4 7 17 BATTING: 2B - M Bradley (28, M Buehrle); Z Sorensen (1, M Buehrle). SF - B Broussard. RBI - M Bradley 2 (42), B Broussard (27). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out - B Broussard 1, V Martinez 1, J Peralta 2. GIDP - C Crisp. Team LOB - 7. BASERUNNING: SB - J Gerut (2, 2nd base off D Marte/M Olivo), M Bradley (15, 3rd base off D Marte/M Olivo). CS - C Crisp (3, 2nd base by M Buehrle/S Alomar Jr). FIELDING: E - Z Sorensen (1, ground ball); D Baez (1, throw). ---------------------------------------------------- CHI WHITE SOX - 000 001 012 3 -- 7 CLEVELAND - 200 100 010 0 -- 4 ---------------------------------------------------- CHI WHITE SOX ip h r er bb so hr era M Buehrle 7 1/3 8 4 2 2 2 0 4.24 D Marte (W, 3-1) 1 2/3 0 0 0 1 2 0 1.74 T Gordon (S, 2) 1 0 0 0 1 3 0 3.43 CLEVELAND ip h r er bb so hr era J Stanford 6 4 1 1 2 1 0 2.45 J Boyd (H, 9) 2/3 0 0 0 1 0 0 4.09 D Riske (H, 11) 1 1/3 1 1 0 0 1 0 2.66 D Baez (B, 6) 1 1 2 0 1 1 0 3.27 T Mulholland (L, 1-2) 1 3 3 3 0 1 1 4.53 WP - D Riske. Pitches-strikes: M Buehrle 112-68; D Marte 25-12; T Gordon 23-13; J Stanford 82-57; J Boyd 12-4; D Riske 22-12; D Baez 24-15; T Mulholland 20-12. Ground balls-fly balls: M Buehrle 7-12; D Marte 3-0; T Gordon 0-0; J Stanford 4-13; J Boyd 2-0; D Riske 3-0; D Baez 1-1; T Mulholland 0-2. Batters faced: M Buehrle 32; D Marte 5; T Gordon 4; J Stanford 24; J Boyd 3; D Riske 6; D Baez 6; T Mulholland 6. UMPIRES: HP--John Hirschbeck. 1B--Darren Spagnardi. 2B--Bill Welke. 3B--Rob Drake. T--3:00. Att--24,163. Weather: 72 degrees, sunny. Wind: 15 mph, out to right.

Let's get back in the AL Central race....we could take over second place today...

Well, apparently Flash is coming in...

Bring in Koch to finish this team off. I'm serious. He ain't going to regain his confidence any other way. We have a three run lead.

Tie game

The Iowa High School Baseball Playoffs have not yet started....

I'm not ready to concede anything til the magic number is zero, but the White Sox are seemingly trying to find every way possible to screw themselves over.

Apparently, BJ's manager Carlos Tosca doesn't want to let him pitch in the All-Star game. I'm guessing this will help Loaiza's chance of starting a lot.

He gets a $785,000 bonus...and he will be sent to Great Falls....boo yeah!

Well, it's worth a shot....

BHam wins. http://www.baseballfans.net/futuresox/arti...030711221340207

That's right. Porzio will be kicking ass. I call it.