Hey! No Iowa bashing or I'll come down to Texas and kick your scrawny ass!
Actually I have relatives in DesMoines and a very good friend in Ducorah. Nice state and what can I say home to a Cub farm team. Of course Iowa really puts the farm in farm team.
I live about 40 miles south of Deocrah. The Oelwein Huskies regulary make the Decorah Vikings their b****.