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Same.

What’s healthier, cake or ice cream?

And a looooooong way to go.

Mashed potatoes are good if you put gravy on top. Hell, you can even put chicken teriyaki and pineapple on dem bitches.

I would say Maynard but he already sold his soul to make a record, you dip shitted fuck wad.

Step 1: Find all of the supermodels who live in the state of Utah. Step 2: Integrate yourself as a member of a Morom based cult. Step 3: Overtake the leadership of said cult and become “The Master.” Step 4: Invite all of the supermodels identified in Step 1 to live with you denoting them as “Chosen One’s.” Step 5: Describe to them it is their duty to conceive your children. Step 6: Marry them all. There, that was easy.

The Sunday lineup of all Sunday lineups.

Can we have Jake Lamb back to be our cleanup hitter?

We need it.

They split the series with the Tigers by taking the final two and then swept the Guardians for four wins over three days. Sorry, I should have just titled this thread “Things That Won’t Happen.”

Don’t be fooled.

Hall of Fame Person Move.

Your veteran can’t even get a run in from third with one out. Fugly.

Eloy is gonna mash next time he’s up.

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I see what you did there…

I don’t think Eloy is getting enough love. 2 for 5 with 3 RBI and a big bomb. Nice to have someone come back and immediately make a difference.

Sucks for us out of towners who can’t see any of them.

Win and you have some hope to build momentum.... Lose and it means TLR and the coaching staff is canned after the game. What do you guys pick? ( As if this really needs to be asked... haha )

Need a bomb Jose.

It’s embarrassing they’ve won with the score being what it was for these games and haven’t scored. Well, scratch that now.

Let’s load the bases and then take the next batter full!

“Bases are loaded for the third time in the first inning in the last three games for Minnesota.”  ?

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Hi Mom.