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He’s setting the bar high for performance… “We don’t want to be the team that has the worst record in history…” ? It’s primarily all I’ve got to root for now, ya ass hat. ??

Absolutely they aren’t beating the royals or twins.

I hope two things happen simultaneously: 1.) They lose every game left this year 2.) All the young guys we actually will have around in future years start to kick some ass miraculously

A+

Maybe it would be cool to implement an ad free option for a small subscription like $5 a month or something.

It’s funny… usually on trade deadline days I read every thread and every post… this time I could really care less. I love this team but fucking A - they’re in hell.

Oh the good ol days ?

I suggest you pick some time during a game. Show of support to the team and all.

f*** yea - they lost! Vargas kicking some ass and taking names, fitting right in. At least Cannon seems to have had a game.

The f*** you talkin about boy?

Stupid nobody took em up… I assume they would have if last week didn’t happen… and I also assume they will get that this offseason.

Oh dear god. ?

Huh… alrighty then. Interesting stat for sure.

That can’t be true - didn’t San Diego ship at least one out?

What the f*** did you expect for Eloy? ???

Nope

What in the world is Baltimore thinking? ?

Whhaaaatttt ????

Ya never know…. Just ask wetbutt23 and katieperrysbootiehole.

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I condone this under these circumstances. ?

Can’t wait for the Pham quotables. ?

Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call Chicago The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Michigan bay Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call Chicago The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Michigan bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits And some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid s%*#, silly s%*#, stupid s%*# One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim 'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim f*** L. Ron Hubbard and f*** all his clones f*** all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim f*** retro anything f*** your tattoos f*** all you junkies and f*** your short memories Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Yeah, f*** smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas f*** these dysfunctional Insecure actresses Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim 'Cause I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Yeah, time to bring it down again Yeah, don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it come down Put it down Suck it down Flush it down…. Poop.

I bet we could have had him plus Teel plus plus for Crochet if he hadn’t opened his mouth this week. ?

This deadline sucks like most of our other recent deadlines. Hell, I can’t remember the last deadline I was stoked on for this god forsaken team. ?