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If you’re bored you could always watch Trevor Bauer cook cherry pie and take his car into the dealership for service. The big question is… Will he get a tattoo???

What a kind and thoughtful way to ask the real important question.

Welcome to Soxtalk.

Especially this kind.

About half do. I’m just saying that there’s plenty of things left that can be done and just because we’re not being the Texas Rangers with half a billion dollars… we should chill and see where things are in March. If we’re even playing baseball by then.

Future Sox board is calling you. ?

Yup.

List of teams that have not made any top 50 free agent signings: Diamondbacks Braves Orioles Red Sox Cubs Reds Indians Rockies Royals Twins Yankees Athletics Phillies Pirates Padres Nationals Number of top 50 free agents left: 30 People need to chill.

Or the pundant foodies and notmen are full of poop. Though, I never wanted them to trade for him or opt into his option - so I’ll give you that. ?

I think this board shit their pants this week. Really think the only guy we may have been in on truly was Gausmann. Other than that I think they’re intent on Conforto and Rodon. I’m more optimistic about his front office perception than most though.

You know he signed with the Giants, yah?

A ton of poop has happened today.

In 48 minutes, minus one day.

“All the Rangers, Mariners, Blue Jay’s, and Mets did this week was put themselves closer to competing with the Chicago White Sox.” - Kenny Williams

Have fun with that one.

Oh…. There’s a plan. And a Plan B and a Plan C and a Plan D and a Plan E… We’re probably somewhere around Plan B right now if not still on A.

Potatoes.

Hey. We already have a poop thread. Go shit in there.

Someone clearly with horrible taste.

Oh come on Weger, what are you doing?

This thread shall be a beacon of luck and is to be deleted when the Sox make a move.

It was related to privacy concerns - seeming that he only left an Edward Snowden quote on his IG.

Holy fucking Rangers!