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Nah. Anyone who’s loving enough to say “hi mom” constantly certainly wouldn’t want to hurt even a fly. The Glasshouse breaks only the will of opposing pitchers and shatters only baseballs.

Crazy.

Thankfully I was never able to get into that show.

Nick Swisher.

Jason has improved a lot since he started calling games for us. That’s for sure. When he’s an old man, he’ll be a great.

Very possible Vaughn turns out to be the best hitter from the 2019 draft class and it’s also possible he’s the most polished hitter right now in our organization. He is just flat out naturally gifted as a pure hitter.

You haven’t seen him hit yet, have you?

His hand would shatter.

So what happened to The Glasshouse today? Someone in the game thread said he was crying, is that true? ps... Eloy will now be officially known by this name.

Um... no.

? ? away!!!

“The 2020 Chicago White Sox — LFG!” That is now officially this team’s slogan.

Oppo ?

Back to back no-no’s possibility sure went away quickly ?

Fixed it for ya.

Are you alright?

What should the Sox do with James McCann? Answer: Make him catch Giolito every 5th game, period.

Are you sure? Like for sure bro, totally sure?

I was expecting so much more. Like the whole team having a dub party. ?

Grandal is also going to likely need more spells as he ages. Not likely he sticks around but we shall see.

Dudes a glass house but seems like he got up and gave Giolito a hug. Think he’s going to be ok.

Same.

Eloy gets injured in the celebration? What the fuck.

I took my son swimming in the bottom of the third and thought, “he’s going to throw a no hitter.” Came back now and saw this. Unreal.