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Holy shit… Someone on the CHGO pregame called a first at bat homer for Vaughn. ?

What this man said.

I’m telling you… we’ll be a game back by this weeks end. This team will get your hopes up… rope you back in… and then crush you. Over and over again. So they’ll win today and Cleveland will lose. We’ll then make up more ground against Arizona while Cleveland struggles against the Mariners.

He hits right handed pitching better of course… and is hitting almost .500 against Baltimore in 21 at bats. Too bad it isn’t at home because then it would be the trifecta… at home he’s mashing right handlers as @CaliSoxFanViaSWside has been pointing out.

Today the Sox will win and the Indians will lose. We will then go on to beat the Diamondbacks while Cleveland will struggle against Seattle. Oh joy.

They need to play well and beat Cleveland heavy themselves. Easier said than done with these ??.

Oh yay. I’m so happy.

It’s so obvious they’re using the sunscreen, sweat, and rosin mix… and the league has been instructed from Manspread to allow it. Which I’m fine with.

Pitchers aren’t using substances again… I swear it.

Just get two more outs… who cares if you’re shaking off the rust now. Do it now instead of next time we’re up by one in the ninth.

Who are these guys and where are the White Sox?

We must have the worst production with the bases loaded on the season compared to oh… say… the entire history of this sport.

???

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Hell hath frozen over.

Who’s ready for a double play?

Same guy who also says firing TLR was the biggest mistake of his life. Oof.

He Who Shall Not Be Named. When you traded a guy with that handle, you know you must be bad.

Just fucking lose baby!

I’m officially declaring this year over and am now hoping we lose every game for the rest of the season.

I said it going into this season after Hahn failed to address at least 3 major holes… ”I’m afraid we’ll finish third.” Welp, certainly seems like fears for sometimes become reality… but all I had to do is evaluate my life for 5 minutes for that truth to become apparent. Yay. I’m so overwhelmingly happy. Oh boy.

Yuppers

Yuppers.

#FireEverybody

I don’t know if I want them to win or not… and it’s a very unusual feeling. At least previously hoping for a loss meant rooting for a better draft slot. Now I guess I’m rooting for them to crash so there are more changes… potentially. If there even really will be a “reckoning”.