Dunno if you guys remember The Dugout/Word Up Thome but
WordUpThome: HEY TEAM, JI
WordUpThome: JIM THOME HERE, NEW MANAGER OF YOUR CHICAGO WHITE STOXS
WordUpThome: FIRST ITEM ON THE OL' AGENDER - HAVE YOU ALL, PERCHANCE, CONSIDERED SOCKING A FEW MORE DINGERS HERE & ANON?
WordUpThome: I THINK IT WOULD GREATLY IMPROVE OUR CHANCE OF VICTORY AGAINST THOSE PESKY IND GUARDIANS AND TWIN CITY TRASH BAGS
WordUpThome: THANKS I'LL HANG UP AND LISTEN