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QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:50 PM) Another just pathetic AB for Teahen. He's a DP machine, and in a more sickening way than a porn star. +9000 win.

Well, that was predictable.

Nice piece of hitting A.J.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:44 PM) 96 pitches isn't all bad. I wouldn't mind seeing him pitch two batters in the eighth. How bout it? I prefer Thronton pitching to Hudson, Mauer, and Morneau.

Mark really battled today.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:39 PM) I just wanted your take on your feel about what will happen. You should already know, this board is as pessimistic as it gets when we suck.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:35 PM) lol. For a second there I thought Kotsay was going to have a multi-hit game. Kotsay is such a tease! His wife is a tease.

For what it's worth, Kotsay's actually hitting the ball pretty hard today.

Here's the amazing Mark Kotsay again.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:30 PM) I can totally tell why we dislike having Home Runs. In other news, I love Gordon Beckham. Because they're the second hardest hit to come by. You can't live off of them all the time.

Quentin missed another hanging curveball...sigh.

Gordo!!!!

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:26 PM) Not be able to hit a fastball over 90 mph? Another Josh Fields?

QUOTE (T R U @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:26 PM) Maybe we need to change the uniform up a little, I swear we wear the black top more than anything it seems like.. wear the white with pin stripes!!! This is the only uniform we've ever won in this year.

Juan Pierre can't hit it hard enough to drop and he can't hit it soft enough to drop. He is teh suck.

Teahen's OBP - .353. Gotta like that since he has a .083 average.

Right now, every left handed bat we have is sucking horribly.

Mark has got to be the best fielding pitcher in baseball without question. His instincts are amazing. He deflects that ball right to Gordon for the DP.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:06 PM) So I was out of town and missed the first 2 games of this series, but I was shocked to see he's batting so low. Based on this site, I thought he was batting like .300. BABIP of .214. By how hard he's hitting the ball, he's getting very unlucky.

I laughed hysterically at Kotsay's home run.

No way, WTF?

Quentin hit again, damn.

We should thrown Buehrle yesterday. He never does well on extra rest.

I hate Juan Pierre, I hate Mark Teahen, I hate everybody that Kenny acquired this off-season for the offense.

Mauer is just eating us up.