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I don't think anyone's gonna want Bobby. Who would want him? He's currently in Todd Jones/Brad Lidge territory. I think the Sox got Embree to either replace Williams or to be another lefty in the bullpen if Thornton becomes the closer. I have no idea who would lose their spot in the bullpen besides Williams, though.

QUOTE (ChWRoCk2 @ May 11, 2010 -> 09:26 AM) She is not that bad, I would have her on my list but definitely closer to the bottom. I don't find her attractive whatsoever. As far as the black women you mentioned, Traci Bingham and Kerry Washington yes, but the others hell no. New York is just absolutely disgusting. All old and some fake, no thanks, I find Eva Longoria to be ugly and personally can't stand her. Look at Eva or even Pam without makeup and I dear you to tell me you find them attractive. You think Anna Kornikova (the tennis chick) is old? Also, Demi Moore is much hotter than a lot of the older women on the Maxim list, such as Kelly Ripa and that old blonde ranked in the 80's or 90's range. As for Pam Anderson without makeup, yea, I give you that. Good point. You gotta admit, when she has make-up on, she looks hot, though. But yea, Pam wouldn't make my "Without Makeup" List, lol. I never saw Eva Longoria without makeup. Does she look as bad at Pam? I didn't think Eva was the type to always go to the tanning salon or so.

QUOTE (flippedoutpunk @ May 11, 2010 -> 01:02 PM) Wow you must have the looks of a young patrick swayze to have such picky taste in supermodel/celebrity women. I know for a fact i would do any of those 100 women listed in a heartbeat! LOL. Actually, no, I look like a total slob. But of the 84 women from the Maxim list I don't find attractive, I wouldn't even try to ask them out if they weren't celebrities, anyway. They're not my type, really, even if other guys find them hot. I'd bang Eva Mendes, Zoe Saldana, Mila Kunis, yea, but not the likes of Kelly Ripa or that ugly red-haired chick from "Lost". Also, when it comes to celebrities, I have very high standards, lol. Too many celebrity chicks that everyone find hot are too skinny for my tastes.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 11, 2010 -> 12:58 PM) Right. Only 16 of those women pass your "attractive" list. You're so full of s***. I'm 100% serious. A lot of those women are too skinny with too thin lips. In fact, if u want, I can list all 100 of the maxim 100 list and give a short description of why or why I don't find each woman attractive. Go ahead, tell me you want me to do it and I'll do it. Also, I can even come up with my own top 100 list, except I'll prolly won't go through the time of ranking them. I don't find the qualities that Hollywood finds attractive to be attractive. Sorry, not me.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 11, 2010 -> 06:11 AM) SSDon, Including Tiffany "New York" Pollard on this list would of been an even bigger joke than Katy Perry being number one. Lol, Tiffany Pollard wouldn't be near the top of my list, but yea, I find her very hot and I don't know why it seems like I'm the only guy that finds her hot. All my friends and other people laugh at me when they find out I find her hot.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 11, 2010 -> 04:44 AM) Naturi Naughton? I'm going to have to question Serena Williams and Jennifer Hudson, lol. Lil' Kim? REALLY? I can see someone like Traci Bingham, if you like the Playboy/Baywatch bikini bods. Rosario Dawson doesn't have a beautiful face, but she's "cute" and has the body, well, I know it's plastic surgery enhanced. What about Mike Tyson's ex, Robin Givens? You're not talking about that girl from Flavour of Love, are you? Oman? Naomi Campbell would have to be on my list, of course she's a b****, but for pure beauty. 10 years ago....same with Tyra Banks when she wasn't completely crazy. Just googled Naturi Naughton, she's hot. Three others that would've made my top 100 list are rappers Eve and Jackie-O and Los Angeles tattoo artist Kat Von D. Yea, I find Serena Williams and Jennifer Hudson very attractive. I find Serena's toned and muscular figure very sexy and I find Jennifer Hudson to be very beautiful in the "normal girl" way. And Lil Kim, yea I'm serious. I find Lil Kim very hot. I like how she's a chameleon and looks different almost every time you see her. Also, how can I say this without sounding offensive, but... I find fake hair weave-wearing, big booty, big chested, with some tattoos women with a ghetto flavor to be extremely hot and attractive. I don't go for the suburban-look girls, the girls next door, the country club girls, the high society girls, no no no, I go for the urban girls. Yea, I love Traci Bingham and her tight bikini bod. She's also aging very well, she still looks like she's in her 20's to me. Yea, I agree about Rosario Dawson, she's the type that's not very hot, but pretty enough to want to bang, if that makes enough sense. Forgot about Robin Givens. Yea, I think she's hot, but I find women like Traci Bingham, Eve, and Gabrielle Union to be a lot more hotter. Hell yea, I'm talking about Tiffany "New York" Pollard from "Flavor of Love" and "I Love New York". I thought she was HOT ever since she got that boob job just before "I Love New York 2". In fact, I would LOVE to be on "I Love New York 3" if they ever have it, cause I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!! In fact, I love VH1 reality shows, cause they always seem to have more of the type of women I find attractive than reality shows on other channels. For example, I love watching shows like "Charm School", "Flavor of Love", and "Real Chance at Love" because I find almost all of the girls (except for most of the white girls) hot. That reminds me, another girl I find very HOT and I would harrass until she went out with me is Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander. Gotta google Oman. I find Tyra Banks hotter than Naomi Campbell. Naomi is a little too skinny for my tastes.

Lol, I went through the Maxim list one more time and I only found 16 of the women on the list attractive, they are: 100. Lauren Storm 82. Stacy Keibler 65. Christian Serratos 61. Naya Rivera 57. Gabrielle Union 35. Jennifer Love Hewit 34. Jessica Alba *despite her herpes* 32. Jessica Biel 25. Danica Patrick 23. Arianny Celeste 22. Mila Kunis 18. Christina Aguilera 15. Amanda Bynes 11. Eva Mendes 9. Kim Kardashian 3. Zoe Saldana Ewwwww, Rebecca Mader made the list??? I think she's one of the most repulsive women ever. :-X

Katy Perry??? Who the hell is that? And she's not even good looking. In fact, I don't find that many women on the top 100 that attractive. It seems like the people at Maxim usually go for the skinny white blondes. That's boring to me. In that list, Zoe Saldana should've been #1, the two ranked #1 and 2 wouldn't even make my Top 100 list. Also, Rihanna? She's weird looking, I can think of tons of hot black women that are a lot more attractive than Rihanna and who should've been included in the top 100 list instead of all those blondes: Kellee Stewart, Traci Bingham, Esther Baxter, Tiffany "New York" Pollard, Tichina Arnold, Rosario Dawson, Beyonce, Alicia Keyes, Lil Kim, Jennifer Hudson, Serena Williams, Kerry Washington, and Ashanti. How is it possible that none of these beautiful women made it on the Maxim list????? Also, Halle Berry aint in it either, but I never found her attractive, anyway. Also, how is it possible that these women didn't make the list??? Eva Longoria, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Trish Stratus, Demi Moore, Anna Kornikova, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, Evangeline Lilly, etc???????? This list is a joke! I actually think I would find more women attractive in a Top 100 list from King magazine, or even if they made a Top 100 Hottest Women list in the Black Man magazine. It's funny how even though I'm white, my taste in women is drastically different from what they're trying to force-feed us as western ideals of beauty in Maxim, and that my taste in women is more in line with magazines geared towards black men. Is American society that messed up where guys think just because a woman is white, is anorexic-thin, and has blonde hair, they're hot?

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 9, 2010 -> 06:16 AM) David Ortiz and Mike Lowell. And Boston would be picking up 85% of the salaries for those two guys. No way do you ask for has-beens like David Ortiz and Mike Lowell for Peavy. You ask for prospects. I'd rather get a package with Reddick thrown in it.

QUOTE (PlaySumFnJurny @ May 7, 2010 -> 09:10 AM) I have a question regarding Walt: Around the time Jack was having visions of his dead father on the Island, Shannon was having visions of Walt. Smokey/Locke has explained that he took Christian Shepard's form (much as he has now taken Locke's), but I think I recall an explanation that this ability is limited to assuming the forms of dead folks, meaning he could not have been Walt, who is alive. Also, Miles and Hurley talk to dead people all the time. So, have Walt's "appearances" ever been explained? Have any other alive people similarly appeared as visions? I can't recall any. Lots of dead folks, though (Boone, Eko's brother, etc.). And if an answer hasn't been given, but people know its coming, I don't want to know. Thanks I think whenever we saw the apparation of Yemi, he was the manifestation of the Man in Black. I think the Man in Black assumed the form of Yemi, Christian Sheppard, Alex Rousseau, and John Locke at different points of the series. As for Boone, I think maybe that was a hallucination. You're talking about the time when Locke saw a bloodied Boone before he climbed up to the beechcraft, right? As for Walt, no clue. Since Walt was alive, I don't think it was MiB. Maybe Walt had some kind of gift where he can subconsciously make himself appear to others at different locations, kinda like how Hurley and Miles can talk to the dead and Desmond .....can do what Desmond does.

I am so PISSED right now!!! UNEXCUSABLE!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-o

ugh, seriously. I don't even know why Ozzie didn't go to the bullpen to start the 8th. this is freaking stupid.

RIOS!!!!!

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 7, 2010 -> 12:46 PM) It's your use of the word 'child' that's very disturbing. lol, but that's the funny part. : I guess I do tend to have a twisted sense of humor. :-/

I picked Rios, but Santos, Quentin, and Ramirez rank a close 2nd for me.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ May 7, 2010 -> 12:37 PM) That's pretty f***ed up. Yea... but not that I would actually find it funny for real. *ahem* *looks around* :-|

Is it wrong if me if I would actually like to see a child run onto the field and get tasered? And is it wrong of me if I would actually find it hilarious?

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ May 6, 2010 -> 12:50 PM) My freshman year I pitched for my HS freshman team and my coach got really frustrated in this one game and brought me in to replace our pitcher. It was ridiculously cold that day and he didnt give me any time to warm up even though I was on the bench at the time and when I got on the mound I didnt realize how cold my hand was. I couldnt even feel the ball in my hand, and thus on my first warm up pitch to the catcher, in front of everyone, I threw the ball about 15 ft short. My coach just gaped at me. :

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 6, 2010 -> 01:37 PM) But, would you really say that you would rather KEEP Andruw Jones (at the same contract numbers he signed with KW) for the rest of the season OR swap him out for Matsui, Thome, Damon, Vlad, Dunn, etc.? If the players you listed above can be swapped for Jones, and we'd only have them for the rest of the 2010 season, then no. I'd rather keep Jones.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 6, 2010 -> 12:49 PM) So that extra 1.7/2.5 million a year is just eating you up inside, huh? Actually, with how players are being paid nowadays, that extra 1.7/2.5 million could've gone towards signing a quality reliever or even a DH next year or 2 years from now. Or even used to fill out any other need.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 5, 2010 -> 06:43 PM) When does your contract run out, Hawk? Because it might be a REALLY long season for you, Ozzerooo and KW. Hope you can make it through the remainder of the season! FWIW, we don't have that many "bad" contracts on our team. Right now, it's limited to Linebrink, Pierre and Teahen. If you want to argue (with someone here), you can also include Peavy, Rios/Konerko (with the start he's having, you can't easily argue that his contract is "bad value") and Buehrle. I don't really care about Castro, Kotsay, Vizquel, etc., although maybe you start adding their numbers up cumulatively, it's enough to afford Damon/Matsui/Vlad The Impaler. All water under the bridge now, that ship has sailed. Peavy, Konerko, and Rios are galaxies away from the type of player Teahen is. I really wish KW didn't sign him to that ridiculous extention, if he signed him to a $9 million contract where he was getting about 3 million per year or something like 2/3/4 each year, that would be much more easier to stomach.

Can't watch this game cause I gotta work a closing shift tonight. Also couldn't watch yesterday's game cause of school. Stupis work.... Stupid school, both getting in the way of my priorities.

Didn't Sammy Sosa kind of do the same thing a couple years ago?

Actually, I think having as many MLB teams move their spring training camps out of Arizona is a great idea. Honestly, it's gonna be a pain to have to constantly worry about some of our players, such as Alexei, Viciedo, Quentin, Freddy Garcia, Tony Tena, Sergio Santos, and many other latinos in the minors and other yet-to-come latino players in the future, being unreasonably detained by overzealous cops.

Wasn't Buck Coats with the Cubs once? :-/ I was just gonna post about what it might take for the Sox to acquire either Nyger Morgan from the Nationals or Lastings Milledge from the Pirates. I think if we DFA Kotsay, move Pierre to the bench, one of those guys can help the Sox more than either Kotsay or Pierre.