Chicago White Sox

If we manage to survive this half inning, does that mean Grandal is the guy at 2B for us in the 10th?

Halfway there!

Time to stop fucking and get a pair of runs.

Not my best predictions ?

Ok, now is the time to get two runs. Here is what I’m thinking: Robert double Sheets walk Vaughn three run jack Grandal single Burger K Colas K Romy K

Colas will hit 15 to 20…hopefully we can get five from Benintendi, although I have very little confidence in his ability to hit for power based on what I’ve seen so far.

Definitely worried that Elvis won’t last until the All-Star break and agree they need to give Sosa a legit shot at the everyday 2B job while Tim is out.

Dude needs to take some roids ASAP

Whoops…looks like Elvis has already exited the building

A run right now sure would be swell, especially with offensive stalwarts Elvis & Benintendi at bat.

Three would have been real nice there

These day games are killing me. Is Yoan hurt as well??

Score a fucking run please

Man this offense looks like it has goose egg written all over it today.

Very true, but Sosa will change that by the All-Star break at least.

Another must win game. Let’s get to .500 and never look fucking back.

Interesting that Colas shifts to CF and Romy plays RF

I love me some Grandal

Yup, that feels about right to me. Still think we get to him eventually.

Must win game today. The good news is we got Clevinger on the mound. While he may be tripping balls, he will also be throwing strikes. Also, given that we’re facing our old friend Squez, this should be an auto winner.

When KW retires and Rick gets promoted to President of Baseball Ops

Long work week, noticed the Sox were already playing, grabbed a drink, sat down on the couch, was ready to put the game, then saw Jake Diekman sucks a fat you know what and has already made a win impossible. So much for having a little fun watching White Sox baseball. f*** Rich Hahn and the rest of these clowns.

Been a couple hours since the last post, so figured this was worth bumping.

Diekman now sporting a solid 12.27 ERA. Too bad this was a bad April Fool’s joke and not reality.

Holy s%*# I missed a lot in not visiting this site in like half a day.