Chicago White Sox

Only six bullets left to score two, but luckily we got the slap factory coming up to save the day!

At least Tony is keeping the guys healthy for when the games really matter.

Thanks! Great to hear the stuff matched the results! Too bad this offense sucks a fat you know what.

This offense is going to need reinforcements.

Just got home…the numbers look great, but how did the stuff look?

Do we need to make a corresponding 40 man roster move? We got to full after the Cueto addition.

Glad all our lineup decisions are based on batting average.

I think we should all just wait and see what Rodon provides over the course of the season before any judgements. The early returns look bad and not offering a QO seems dumb in hindsight, but it’s a long season and his arm could fall apart at any time.

Please score some fucking runs!

La Russa takes a lot of fun out of watching this team.

Yeah, its hard to believe the organization would do something like this, but none of us were there and just have to let the process play out. That being said, if this is eventually proven true, then Hahn’s career as White Sox GM will likely be over.

GTFO

What a fucking joke

Fuck that would have been a miracle

For real??

Who else got injured?

What’s wrong with Lopez?

Legendary bunt right there!

4-0!!!!

You are an odd cat

You actually want to keep Dallas Keuchel around?