Chicago White Sox

I just love beating the shit out of the Tigers on Opening Day. Send them a message that they’re still a few years away from competing and to get the fuck out our way.

Lol…I am very stupid

Murder murder murder

Don’t stop now boys!!

Jake Burger scores the first run of the season for the 2022 White Sox…no one would have predicted that five days ago.

Burger >>> Moncada confirmed

What the fuck just happened to Vaughn?

It wouldn’t be opening day without someone panicking about our starter’s velocity in the 1st

Alright, time for the boppers at the end of the lineup.

Good point…just prefer the slap factory at the bottom of the lineup.

On the positive side, hopefully this is the first of many lefties being murdered this year.

Since there have been no complaints yet, batting Legend & Big Energy 6th & 7th ahead of Vaughn & Burger is really fucking stupid.

Ballpark is fine, but cheap Hot N Readies is a solid perk when you’re getting gauged on beers.

I’m hoping it’s Bilous, Burke, & Kelley on the mound tonight, but wouldn’t be surprised if a couple org guys get the opening day nods for the two A ball clubs.

No one has predictions? @bmags @DirtySox @BamaDoc @SoxAce @fathom @Y2Jimmy0 One of you must feel bullish or bearish about someone?

Depends what you’re into, but I’d argue Windsor is better for a younger demographic as you could drink at the age of 18 there and they have other activities that younger / single men may be into. Personally, I prefer downtown Detroit, especially at this stage in my life.

I’ve gone twice with buddies and once with the wife for Sox games. Plus have been there two times for concerts. Every trip was awesome and pure debauchery. But you got to be in the right mindset and be prepared for some pretty sketchy areas. There are nice areas as well and the casinos are pretty cool if you’re into that thing. Hell, one time I ended up in some random Cuban bar / resultant / dance club and Alexei Ramirez and I think Contreras were there and dancing with some nice young woman after the game.

Yes, downtown Detroit is surprisingly a good place for a quick road trip if you enjoy ghost towns and casinos.

Since Opening Day is here for three of four affiliates, let’s throw out some predictions: Oscar Colas hits 25+ HRs across three levels and ends the year as top 50 prospect Bryan Ramos posts a ~120 wRC+ for the Dash and starts cracking top 100 lists Chase Krogman cuts his K rate down to ~25% and reestablishes his prospect status Misael Gonzalez hits 17+ HRs and cements himself as a top 10 organizational prospect Sean Burke will have a monster year and surpass Vera as our top pitching prospect Matthew Thompson drops his BB rate to roughly 3/9 and finishes with a sub 4.00 FIP Brooks Gosswein has a sub 3.00 FIP in Low A and is promoted to W-S by June 1st

Shouldn’t he become a minor league free agent soon if off a 40 man roster?

Today is D-day for Adolfo. Hopefully we can find a buyer and get something tiny back in return.

I don’t think Crick is going anywhere. More likely Burr or Ruiz (despite no options).

If the offense is relatively healthy, then yes it should be better than last year: Robert & Eloy both available for full seasons and getting better Grandal even more productive with his knee issues resolved Pollack providing superior production in RF for ~120 games over Eaton and filler Vaughn taking a big 2nd year jump (he won’t platooned though) Moncada’s power numbers improving as he continues to recover from long COVID Deeper bench (Leury, Sheets, Engel) and AAA depth (Burger, Romy, Haseley). The problem is for as much optimism as there is on the positional side of things, there should be an equal amount of pessimism on the pitching side of things.

To be fair, none of the big prospect publications (including FutureSox) have Perez as a top 30 prospect in the consensus weakest system. I haven’t seen him play or at least wasn’t paying attention when he did, but his defense must not be very good.