Chicago White Sox

That’s the Bummer we needed!

JFC

Stop fucking around Bummer and throw strikes

Totally fucking due

Drive Billy the kid in and end this shit!

Ball four base hit

Not unless you have years of experience!

Oh fucking boy

Collins due for a slam

Just go get Haniger...Eaton is not the answer and Cespedes has no chance of being ready next year given he’s going to miss half the AA season.

FUCKING AMAZING!?!

Need to get at least one here

Fuck this dude up Yermin!

Come on Jose, hang in there buddy

Are we only team that’s ouchy? Seems like everyone else is willing to run when the impact of a single run is super high.

Definitely don’t want to head into game two only 2 1/2 games up in the Central with a guy making his first major league start.

We should have 35 wins based on Pythagorean estimates, which is three more than we actually have. The Indians should have 25 wins vs. the 28 they actually have. I know baseball is not that simple, but based on run differential alone we should be up 9.5 games on the Indians.

How in the world do the Indians have the record they do? The lineup is garbage after Ramirez & Reyes (who is out) and they only have three good starters (yes one is amazing). Feels like they should be at least seven games behind us based on talent. I mean, even without two stars, our offense is significantly better than theirs.

No, but I believe he has robot eyes now

Not with the super vision he now possesses

Do we know yet which game Lambert is starting?

Amazing post...Graydawgfan is one of the worst trolls in Soxtalk history. Just embarrassingly bad.

He looks Shields bad?

Eaton isn’t on the DL unless I missed something

Switch hitting is meaningless when you are garbage from one side.