GASHWOUND

You're right...*YAWN* "Our message board is better than yours, nah, nah, nah, nah..." what are we? 9 year old children? lame

Must be out of the loop, What the f*** is trap shooting?

What the f***? Were you huffin paint when you posted this

You've got to be kidding with this...unless you're a 13 year old chick you should have your guy membership taken away.

I hope you're kidding The movie was worth it just for the Neo VS all the agent Smiths after he meets with the oracle! They could have just have the whole gang sit around a table and discuss philosphy for the remainder of the film...There are so slow parts in the beginning, but still a top notch film..Loved it

18..I remember my 18th BD like it was yesterday....worked 10 hours at the Radisson Hotel that day...one of the best BDs ever Hope your 18th BD is better..have a good one

Boo-Yah?

The heat looked pretty good, if I say so myself

I don't know, he did have 44 of them last year..so he can do it..I still belive he'll get it together

Dude, I'm gonna go old school and say you're a stick in the mud. This s*** is funny as hell If they want to keep going at at, let them..But do agree maybe it should go to the off-topic board

What the hell does mean? You don't think anything is gonna happen with KW?

ComEd sucks! NIPSCO good! Move to Indiana. My power was on all weekend. Happy Birthday! Turn it into a Birth-week. Party everyday! Do you hate Ian that much??? I thought God himself would enpower me with the gift of healing before I would see or hear anyone call NIPSCO GooD!!

I wasn't gonna go outside in that weather, birthdays are just another day to me. Where's a violin when you need one

Everytime he calls you Fiesty, just start calling him Chip Or MikeSouth..either should piss him off

I was just thinking that when you come into the off-topic board, at the least you should leave knowing something you may not have known when you entered..some knowledge to feed your mind..So 2 or 3 times a week(maybe more) I'll do so. This is going to be a little crude, folks, but let's try to keep a stiff upper lip. I've heard a number of variations of the "f***-as-acronym" story, none of which, in my opinion (and that of most linguists), is even remotely likely: (1) It stands for "fornication under consent of the king," which was supposedly tacked up over the doors of government-approved brothels in early England. (2) It stands for "for the use of carnal knowledge," which allegedly was stamped on condoms, or, alternatively, used the same way as "for unlawful carnal knowledge." This passion for preposterous acronyms seems to be peculiar to Anglo-Americans, and some believe it started around World War I, about the same time many acronyms began popping up in government. Others I've come across include P.O.S.H. ("port outward, starboard home"), said to have been stamped on the tickets of first class passengers on India-bound British ships who wanted their cabins on the shady side of the boat during the passage through the tropics; C.O.P. ("constable on patrol"); and T.I.P. ("to insure promptness"). All are rubbish. The best guess is that "f***" comes from the Middle English f***en, to strike, move quickly, penetrate, from the German ficken, meaning approximately the same thing. A related word may be the Middle Dutch fokken, to strike, copulate with. We get a clue here as to the level of delicacy and tenderness that has characterized the sex act down through the ages, and which is recalled by the charming epithet "f*** you." Many other possible etymologies have been offered. Some claim the F-word (sorry to have to resort to this lame expression, but you have no idea how tiresome it can be to type "f***" a million times) is a truncation of "fecund." Richard Spears, author of the splendid Slang and Euphemism, says the word may be a disguise of the French foutre, same meaning, which comes from the Latin futuere. Another possible origin, Professor Spears says, is the Latin pungo, to prick. Give me a break, doc. Having totally ODed on gutter epithets, let us move briefly to the cheerful world of euphemism. Professor Spears has amassed an awesome collection of synonyms for the generative act (under "occupy," p. 278, in case you're the type who likes to look up dirty words in reference books), including the following, which gives you an idea of the never-ending richness of the English language: bang, batter, beef, bumble, blow off the loose corns, bounce the brillo, dance the buttock jig, do a dive in the dark, flimp, flurgle, foin, foraminate, futz, get one's leather stretched, get one's nuts cracked, get one's oil changed, go bird's nesting, go bush-ranging, go like a rat up a rhododendron, go star-gazing on one's back, have a bun in the oven, have a game in the cock-loft, have a leap up the ladder, have hot pudding for supper, hide the ferret, hide the salami, hide the sausage, hive it, jazz it, knock it off, lay some pipe, light the lamp, lose the lamp and pocket the stake, make her grunt, mix one's peanut butter, palliardize, pestle, pheeze, pizzle, play cars and garages, plow, plug, plook, ram, rasp, ride below the crupper, shoot between wind and water, strop one's beak, varnish one's cane, wet one's wick, wind the clock, and work the hairy oracle--some 675 synonyms in all. The ingenuity displayed in this, ahh, well-plowed ground is nothing short of awesome. I did not write this(this is from The Staright Dope)

Sounds like you had a blast! What! No party!?

Has he said this was his last year? If so he'll probably end up with a total of 530 bombs..which I believe should be enough to induct him into the HOF..

When did you become so optimistic and civil?????????????? You're scaring me

You're livin in 2000...I remember the one game we came back on Sasaki in the 9th back in 2000.. Good Times, but Seatle could have given us 7 extra outs in the 9th and we still wouldn't have come back

Didn't seen the game, but I thought he was playing pretty good D, running down flyballs and doing everything right even though he's not a CF Seatle's only run..didn't they score 7? must have been early

I don't want to defend the guy, but the guy only pitches once or twice a week..he said it himself a few weeks ago that its hard to get into a groove when you don't pitch on a regular basis..Although White seems more of a 2nd half pitcher...struggles a bit the first half of the season, but picks it up the 2nd half... and besides..the last 22 innings of last year posted a 0.82 era and in 2001 posted a 3.88 era in 70 innings and in 2000 posted a 3.52 era in nearly 100 innings So I think by the end of the year, everything will even out..era of 4.oo, but it is a bit tough him sucking in these games early on..like I said, maybe we should do the opposite, instead when he struggles put him back in there the next game..give him so regularity..

I for one will not retract my Anti-JM stance..Its one thing to be controlled like a puppet when it comes to who's in the line-up and making pitching changes or whatver the f*** KW was making JM do, but its another thing to sit there and show no fire for this team, not sticking up for his players when a rotten call is made on the field,not standing up to the likes of Frank Thomas. Is KW's hands so deep in his JM's ass he's not able to move Frank down in the order for instance..Maybe.. But does not excuse the doldrum that is Jerry Manuel..Ship both Kenny and Jerry out of here...I wonder if we can raise enough money to put them in the Space Shuttle that N'sync guy was planning to go on...But we must make sure its a one way ticket. ANNOUNCEMENT: Shipping KW and JM a one way ticket on a space shuttle does not automatically mean they will be killed up there(lack of Oxygen, food, water,etc) maybe they can live up in a space station or something similar with plenty of oxygen, food and water so they can live. We can also give them SAT video phones so they can be in contact with their loved ones..I don't want to be accused of wishing them dead cause I want to send them to SPACE forever. (just covering my ass )

I don't if that's the song or not..maybe they'll have at Kazaa..

I don't know how I'm gonna explain this, but will give it a try.. I'm looking for that operatic song movies or whatver usually play when the Devil or whoever is onscreen or happening that's dramtic..If anyone saw this pass week's SNL with Ashton Kutcher, they played it in that "Falconer" bit s***, I suck at trying to describe s***, aint I Its really famous, Uh, anyone know what the f*** I'm talkin about? anybody?

Oh, I thought you thought that I thought I was upset when I typed this.. So my thought was the thought you thought I was angry opr something when I actually typed that..but my thoughts were in a good frame of mind..sorry i thought you thought that i thought the thoughts in my head were in any way thoughts of a mad man but thoughts that thought were ina good frame of mind when I was actually thinking those thoughts