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"this game sucked" Maybe it was a good thing I missed the game.

eh, it's ok

Thanks, just e-mailed the sharp people at customer support..see if they do sell them..if not..your friend could help me this is my stereo, just in case you wanted to know http://www.sharp-usa.com/products/QuickPri...242,519,00.html

You want me, don't you..yes, yes..sometimes I have that effect on people lmao..only want you when your in a good mood.... your not of any use otherwise......... I'm always in a good mood see "your not of any use otherwise" Wait, you been talking to my girlfriend?

You want me, don't you..yes, yes..sometimes I have that effect on people

Lets hope we can kick some kitty ass, or this may be the final broadcast..depends I guess on how drunk you are Last?????? Never! SnR will be arounf until the courts shut us down. You never know, Ian might get so pissed he'll turn the color green, while developing huge, bulking muscles, grow 10 feet and destroy all you equipment, throw Guido out the window, punch your face into your ass, whille snacking on your cat. You may want to keep an eye on Ian, his temper after a Sox loss is a sight to be seen. lol Just mean if the Sox were to lose(f***!!!) who knows how you guys might react..the last thing the mailman might see is your computer flying out the window at his head. Tomorrows game may determine the fate of SOXANDROLL!!! Ohh, Seymore Butts is on!

Curious request, but I need a FM/AM LOOP ANTENNA for a/my SHARP Mini Component System(model: CD-BA300) Its one of those antenna's that plugs back into the stereo, its a loop AM antenna, where the FM antenna wire ('bout a foot or so) is also connected to the jack in the back. I f***in tripped on it and yanked the FM wire f***er right outa its socket and those motherf***ers at Bestbuy don't sell this antenna even though that's where I bought my radio and where they have one on display similar to mine with that same antenna connected to it. So is there anywhere on the web where I could by this damn thing..I looked but can't find s***..but I suck and searching, maybe someone else will have luck. I even called the SHARP people and they said I had to but one at some store in Portage, but called and they don't sell them.. need some help

Lets hope we can kick some kitty ass, or this may be the final broadcast..depends I guess on how drunk you are

Hmmm.very interesting..this concludes my data analysis... ((HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET)) MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: Women SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS:Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg OCCURRENCES:Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimen don't come into direct contact with each other. Next..my mathematical equation on why women are evil

I got it. I uploaded the image to my home directory. Thanks Heads, good job

What??You want more Britney doing pilates??? Ok..ok You twisted my arm

We need to return this thread back to normal, why it was posted in the first place..to look at Britney.. Much better

As you wish Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name? A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name! Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami? A. No. Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marriage status? A. Fair. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what did you husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about. Q. And who is this person you are speaking of? A. My ex-widow said it. Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are? A. I will be three months November 8th. Q Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th. A. Yes. Q. What were you and your husband doing at the time? Q. Mrs.Smith, do you believe you are emotionally unstable? A. I should be. Q. How many time have you committed suicide. A. Four. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A.All of them. Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased? A. Yes sir. Q. Before or after he died? Q. What happened then? A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." Q. Did he kill you? A. No. Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A. No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q. Did he pick up the dog by the ears? A. No. Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears? A. Picking them up in the air. Q. Where was the dog at this time? A. Attached to the ears. Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station? Mr.Brooks (opposing attorney) - Objection your honor. That question should be taken out and shot. Q. Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim? Q. ...and what did he do then? A. He came home and the next morning he was dead. Q. So when he woke up the next morning, he was dead? Q. Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities? A. He didn't offer nothing; he just said I could have the furniture. Q. So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp? A. I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital. Q. It was covered? A. Yes, bandaged. Q. Then later on, what did you see? A. I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head. Q. Could you see him from where you were standing? A. I could just see his head. Q. And where was his head? A. Just above his shoulder's. Q. What can you tell us about the truthfulness and veracity of this defendant? A. Oh, she told the truth. She said she was going to kill the son of a b****, and she did! Q. Do you drink when you're on duty? A. I don't drink while I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk. Q. ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial. A. The victim lived. Q. Are you sexually active? A. No, I just lie there. Q. Are you qualified to give a urine sample? A. Yes, I have been since early childhood. Q. The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas? A. No sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel. Q. What is the meaning of sperm being present? A. It indicates intercourse. Q. Male sperm? A. That is the only kind I know. Q. (Showing man picture), That's you? A. Yes sir. Q. And you were present when this picture was taken, right? Q. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

WinningUgly made me a sig and want to put it on here but can't cause WSI doesn't allow hotlinking to other sites. So could one of guys, moderator or whatever here hook me up so i could have it as a sig? thanks Here's the uRL for the sig, but all it shows it that stealing bandwidth banner with the demonic skull monster. So how do I send it to you so you'll be able to do whatever? http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/winning.../sigs/gash2.GIF

I found these court tidbits amusing These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. How did they keep from laughing while these were all taking place? ______________________________________________ Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." ______________________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year ______________________________________________ Q: What gear were you in at moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________________ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten? ______________________________________________ Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. ______________________________________________ Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. ______________________________________________ Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. ______________________________________________ Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. ______________________________________________ Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it. ______________________________________________ Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at? _______________________________________________ Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: Would you repeat that question, please? ______________________________________________ Q: The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old is he? _______________________________________________ Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? _______________________________________________ Q: So the date of conception of (the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? A: I resent that question. _______________________________________________ Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? _______________________________________________ Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? _______________________________________________ Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? _______________________________________________ Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male or a female? _______________________________________________ Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition that I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. _______________________________________________ Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. _______________________________________________ Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? A: OK. Q: What school did you go to? A: Oral. _______________________________________________ Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr.. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. _______________________________________________ Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? _______________________________________________ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Uhh, I don't get it??? Women have "cycles" What do you mean. See, I don't know anything about icky women stuff.

Yeah..... the war movie with anti-war actor and hypocrite George Clooney in the starring role? Yeah..... I seent it. :fyou George Clooney Isn't that the movie wear Clooney is f***in some chick in base tent or whatever? I wonder what IceCube's take is on the war

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN--Gene Kelly

HA! That's f'n hilarious Who came up with that?

LOL, oh give me a break..Who hasn't seen Britney's boobs?

Although I don't post that much here, I still very much enjoy this site and MB. Doing a VERY good job. Keep it up

This is a very interesting op-Ill, took me awhile to see it though http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0303/unreal_op...al_illusion.cfm

Can't belive we have to carry 3 catchers, other than that//looks good

Here's where french toast came from. "First made at a roadside tavern not far from the city of Albany in 1724, there are few dishes more truly American than the breakfast favorite known as "French toast". So American is the dish that very few can understand why it is not called "American toast", "Albany Toast" or even "New York State toast". The confusion comes about because the owner of the tavern at which the dish was invented had a very poor knowledge of grammar. When Joseph French decided to name the dish after himself he should have written his invention as "French's toast" (that is to say, the toast of French). Because he did not know how to use the possessive apostrophe, however, the dish appeared on his menu simply as "French toast". In short, the dish has nothing whatever to do with French culinary history but in the two hundred and seventy years that have intervened, no one has taken the time to correct the grammatical error" "Freedom Toast" lol

Why the hell was he driving with out his headlights? .13 aint that much, this dude prob can't hold is liquor