GASHWOUND

Will, maybe if you ask nicely she'll let this other girl strap it down, as Hawk would say. Do you have experience in this? Just curious;)

No, she hardly ever goes on the web..and that would be wierd..I ca see it now... GASH:"Hey honey, come look at this post here on this Sox messageboard..What do you think this guy should do.. GF:"Why are you showing me this, are you thinking of doing this???" GASH: No baby, I was just seeing what you think this "guy" should do?!?! GF: Yeah right, you cheated on me, right?!?! You f***IN ASSHOLE! I hate you! GASH: No, No baby, I love you, I would never do that..You're the only one.. GF: LIAR! get outa my life, I hope you rot in hell in a pile of your own feces!! GASH: But, but..What are you doing with that gun!?!?! No NO!!!!!!! .......

God, I wish But my women won't even let me give her anal!?!?!?! What's up with that!?!

Like I said i my original post, I woudn't give this a second thought if this chick wasn't so damn HOT..I go out to play pool, clubs..stuff like that with my friend and there's always flirting going on with girls and the clubs, but that's as far as it goes..these girls are pretty, some may even be "sorta" hot, this chick I met was GORGEOUS!

I'm 22 right now, and marriage aint in my sight right now..Hell No! The girl I'm with is great, for one she WORKS!! That's HUGE in my book..She can be a bit b****y sometimes, but woman isn't it? But since I work sometimes 11 hour days(usually just 8) and she works, its very hard to have "together time" if you know what i mean..When I get home i just want to relax on my lazy-boy and watch some tube..But when you're in a relationship you can't do that to much, so my days turn longer so we can go out and stuff..movies, dinner and s*** like that..some sex thrown in there... God, I sound like a married man?!?!!I'm in a f***in rut My prob is I like the girl I'm with, but I do want to get with some other girls and there's an 'tunity here in which i can get with one right away..But should I break up a 2 year relationship just to get with incredibly hot babe, or should I keep the "saftey net" in my curent GF and maybe have a one-night stand sorta thing. But that would feel weird.. Its sorta like masturbation,it feels great when you're in the act, but when you're done you kinda feel disgusted with yourself(guys know what i mean) That may be the feeling I would have if I go through with this either way..

I have a query, which I need some advice... I went out with the boys like I do every Sunday to Stardust to play pool..But there were some really hot girls there that day for some reason..and when I mean hot..I mean HOT..model like.. A few of them actually came to play with us(there were 3 of us) and 2 came over..You know we started talking, laughing, some flirting was going on..you know..the usual stuff.Didn't think much of it. More than an hour had passed, and we had to go to meet some other friends..So we started saying our goodbyes and crap like that when one of the Hotties pulled me aside and asked me if we wanted to get together and s*** like that..Sooo, like the idiot I am I gave her my #, and she gave me hers.. See, there is where my dilemma lies..I have a girlfriend, going on 2 years now..And she's great..Love her like heck But this girl was maybe the hottest girl I've ever seen.(I guess she couldn't resist my wit and charm, along with my movie star good looks:cool:) Anyways, WTF should I do?? I wouldn't even give this a second thought, but she was so f***in hot I'd quit my job and move to alaska if she asked me too..(just kidding)..But you get my point.. And I know the girls on this board are gonna call me a dog for even thinking about doing this..But they've never been a guy..(violins playing in the background) You don't know how hard it is, Its this damn PENIS! it'll be the death of me, I swear.. SIGH...If life wasn't already hard with f***in work and s***..Now this.. So what do you guys think..What would you do?

Well, if you do make any errors just go with that old saying that I've implicated in my life.."Errors have been made..Others will be blamed.." Is worked wonders for me.. heheh

Hmmm, good idea! So when can you start?

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: f*** THE TWINS!

but he didn't did he. ha:cool: TWINS SUCK, and their fans are annoying too..:metal am i a fan if i want them to win for spite Hmm, let me think about that one..Yep

but he didn't did he. ha:cool: TWINS SUCK, and their fans are annoying too..:metal

I kept my mouth shut after the Twins won game one, because I figured if I opened it then and the A's came back I'd be screwed. Now it feels good to finally be able to say Ha, I was right, lol!!! Go buy a lottery ticket cause you one lucky SOB:mad:

f***...:mad:

Holy s***?! 1 run game? Damn koch! Why did you have to suck?

Go ahead and brag,Twinkie fan.The Cardinals will beat your f***ing ass in the WS,if you both advance.And the Cards should have no trouble keeping that "o-fer"streak alive.The Twinkies have never won a WS road game.God forbid they advance,the NL representative should have no trouble keeping that tradition alive. f*** THE TWINS!!!!! Twins advancing to the WS??!?! What you trying to do? Give me a heart attack.. I'm now officially an ANGELS fan..Go Angels! Whoa Whoa!!! Hold up there chief! Jason is a sox fan first and a Angels fan second. Nowhere in between is he a twins fan.

AHHHH f***! My worst nightmare is about to happen..The f***in Twinkies are going to the ALCS!?!?!? How embarrassing..The A's are last years Mariners. The Twins first time in the playoffs in over a decad and their off to the ALCS?? Makes the Sox sweep in '00 look even more crappy/ This sucks, and there goes one part of my World Series.. s***

Evildead, Nightmare on Elm St., and HellRaiser

Heh, I think he's calling the guys who took the time to make that list, geeks.. I agree, when i saw it had muttered to myself..WTF!?? I can see the meetings that took place when putting that list together.. Nerd 1: Hey, there's no way Bruce Wayne is richer than Scrooge McDucK! He swam in gold coins! Nerd 2: What! Wayne was 10 times richer, he had a cool car, plane and a rubber bat suit! You get the picture.. God, I wish we had audio of that meeting..

Just wondering if the MBs is gonna add a spell check? Although I'm a pretty good speller(6th Grade spelling Bee champion in my class!!!), but sometimes some words stump you..

Found this interesting on Cinescape..Forbes put out this list..for fun FORBES wealthiest fictional characters are as follows: 1. Santa Claus (Net worth: infinite) 2. Richie Rich (Net worth: $24.7 billion) 3. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks (Net worth: $10 billion) 4. Scrooge McDuck (Net worth: $8.2 billion) 5. Thurston Howell III (Net worth: $8 billion) 6. Willie Wonka (Net worth: $8 billion) 7. Bruce Wayne (Net worth: $6.3 billion) 8. Lex Luthor (Net worth: $4.7 billion) 9. J.R. Ewing (Net worth: $2.8 billion) 10. Auric Goldfinger (Net worth: $1.2 billion) 11. C. Montgomery Burns (Net worth: $1 billion) 12. Charles Foster Kane (Net worth: $1 billion) 13. Cruella De Vil (Net worth: 875 million) 14. Gordon Gekko (Net worth: $650 million) 15. Jay Gatsby (Net worth: $600 million)

Jeez, we really do play in a crappy division..don't we?! And we still couldn't win..

A's take the Twins in 4 Yanks get by the Angels in 5 The Braves will win the series with the Giants in 4 The Cards win the series against the D-Backs in 5 ALCS: A's over the Yanks in 7 NLCS:Braves over the Cards in 6 WS: Braves win World Series against the A's in 7!!

Uhh, ok.. Note to self: stay away from Murcielago...

Oh no..Sox trivia!! Sheesh, my baseball trivia knowledge is non-existence The only trivia I would ace is a certain TV show that airs on Tuesdays which I will not mention cause I would prolly be laughed off the boards:D But will participate..

Huh?