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Big Frank. I want to see him arguing with umps.

I still can’t believe they mucked this up so bad. Total train wreck since TLR and Kimbrel

They had a chance to change the game, change the fan demographic of Chicago and grab a whole generation of young fans nationally. They could have been the face of baseball. And they whiffed on that chance over saving 10s of millions.

I actually made the mistake a few years ago of thinking the Sox were way ahead of the curve with relievers. Like they had 5-10 Codi Heuer’s on the way. I thought for sure their pen was going to be set up as a rotation of league minimum guys feeding a pipeline of trades etc. Our ace in the hole. Then all of a sudden none of that materialized and we have a 50M bullpen of past-peak veterans. Awesome.

The whole not having a punishing offense thing really highlights stats like this.

No Bad Lucas please. Throw fucking 95-97

Are they placing a greater value on routine over best matchup for that one game? or maybe they are looking even farther ahead??‍♂️

Whoever Winder is vs Bieber. Ouch

Interesting idea. I like it just for the sake of putting him in a game with playoff-level pressure to get more experience.

Honestly does he still have 95-97 in there somewhere? He didn’t have it anymore when he first sucked with us, then he had it with that sick change when he was good, and now he’s sitting 92-93 and getting shelled. Is it in there?

Can somebody tell the guys this is Dylan Bundy. You don’t have to chase or protect or anything.

Gio cmon bro. Seriously. You’re the weak link. Don’t be anymore

Their pitching just got shambled a bit. We still have waaaaaaay more talent on paper than either of these teams. Let’s do it

Little Egypt? Lol love it

This is a good post and you know Abreu will be back. Do less injuries and a more motivated Giolito hopefully returning to form win a World Series? Need Moncada back too. I honestly don’t know. It just looks so good on paper potentially. They’ve gone and fucked this thing up pretty good so far

Lol. Seriously.

Totally. I get that I’m on the far end of the expected performance spectrum here. But like I just can’t wrap my head around how a team that was just mashing and murdering opponents somehow forgot how to do that. Young talented guys that mash. Where’s the mashing? It can’t just be gone.

Yea I think this is the only way MLB Network is allowed to roast a HOF manager. Reading between the lines they are blasting him

Go together? Besties?

You ever feel sorry for Vaughn? If I was him sometimes I’d be thinking, “I play first base. I’ve always played first base. I wish this team would have passed on drafting me if they didn’t want me to play first base. I’m gonna keep working hard and doing my best, but fuck me, I play first base.”

I still can’t believe we are fucking up one of the greatest collections of young talent in baseball history. Somehow fucking that up is incredible.

I think Grandal DHs because he has a huge veteran contract. I wouldn’t say it’s exclusively because Tony is an idiot. He is an idiot. But this one comes from upstairs probably. Am I crazy?

This. I’d love to hire people to purposely never listen to. Sounds really funny and a fun way to burn cash if you’re a billionaire.

Yea it’s not a huge problem. What about just telling him to walk every AB and grind down pitchers. “We actually don’t want you to square up baseballs any more. Just foul off 10 every AB.”

Guess the pitches seen in the first. I’ll guess 3,1,2. 6 total