Jerksticks

Yea but dude you and many others are acting like our coaching staff doesn’t know all these things. Or any of us. This is captain obvious stuff. They wanted to give him a chance to play it out. It’s okay.

I get it. In fact, watching Keuchel is one of my least favorite experiences in my history of Sox fandom. I can’t stand it. I wish he was pulled too. I’m just saying the people who are quoting these stats and saying this is simply TLR asleep at the wheel are out of their element here. Waaaaaay more going on here than that. 60 million reasons is one of them

They know that though. My point is that sharing those stats is not something new. This guy makes a ton of dough and is one of our veteran leaders. They aren’t going to b**** slap him into a twice-through-the-order guy in front of his teammates. Especially at the game 115 part of the season. This clubhouse is tight. That’s insane

Right. Everybody knows the numbers. Our staff knows more about everything than us

I think you give the vet a chance to finish his inning. Didn’t work. What’s the big deal?

Here for the piping hot TLR-disease taeks.

It’s nice being back to having the most talent in the league

So what’s Eloys OPS over the 2 games?

It’s like 6 people to Kevin Bacon. Adding Robert gets to TLR sucks in 2 moves

I know. I thought for sure by now the team would be calling TLR “Mr. Racist Beer Cans”. So many people went full priss about the hire- they were all so sure the clubhouse would hate him. It was guaranteed. How the hell could Goodwin be having fun? I just don’t get it.

Didn’t watch. Looks like the ending was super exciting from the box score. That’s all you can ask for as a fan- shame I missed it!

But dude. Everybody gets it. Saying the offense needs to get their shit together is like saying water is wet

I think in your blazing hatred here you’re actually making the point for the LaRussians, no?

What are we protecting him from? I thought the Sox are pretty rigid about not rushing people back from major injuries. If they are playing it means they are ready to go full out.

Wow that seems like a nice leaderboard to pack!

He’s gotta be wondering every day too.

?Those game threads are just going to be full of grown men embarrassing themselves. The carnage will be epic.

Phrasing

I get it. You’re a nervous-type guy, right? This might help- the Sox are going to lose…probably AT LEAST 20 more games these next 2 months. Gotta be able to handle that. And keep in mind they are going to want guys fresh for October. Brace for some weird lineups and some Lamberts

I bet that was a fun game to be at

Anybody know how to watch CSN post game out of market? I’d be happy to pay. Can I get a cable subscription without an address?

I bet Tepera was nervous as hell coming to the new team. Big deal

Biiiiiiig boy pants there.

Fuck Yu Chang whoever the hell this is. Sit him down Ruzee

Yes but we are probably the only team with a dominant rotation for what, 30-40M? And the best rotation in the league arguably. LOL that’s laughable. Why can’t that surplus be blasted into a shutdown bullpen? I think this was the absolute smartest use of cash/prospects at just the right time.