Jerksticks

Not gonna disagree. The fun ends after the taek. But I still think Schwarber is a horrible horrible baseball player. He put up like 5WAR over his first 6 years. Let’s not pretend he is actually a good player.

You would hope. That’s how a dynasty is built

You think Frank would want to call 162? I like the duo based on the 5 minutes I’ve tuned in so far ?

Because RF was our one major field position of weakness heading into the season? I’m confused why you are trying to connect dots that aren’t there. What am I missing?

Man I still got Micker as the dark horse savior in RF this year maybe starting in August. But damn he’s got some work to do- lotta strikeouts

Why do we need more maybe/kinda impactful players?

Codi fixing himself equals the trade everybody has been pining for for the last couple months.

Blacked out of this one. How did Cease look? Was it just a no-big-deal-didn’t-have-it type of game all pitchers have plenty of times throughout the year?

Exactly. You trade a Dunning because he’s super old for a prospect, has severe innings limits and had no realistic chance of really contributing to this team or next year’s. Those young pitchers are our gold storage so we don’t become the cubs.

Didn’t they hit on almost every acquisition so far?

Yes. I think Engel will be playing every day once he ramps back up more. I’m sure they have scheduled rest for him built in. Pretty sure it’s clear to our coaching staff and FO he’s the best OF available on the roster now, ahead of Goodwin Hamilton and Eaton.

Schwarber is one of the worst baseball players in the game today. Has a monster game every once in a while to make you forget the previous 1/20

No big deal best record in baseball

Man these guys doing a nice job of shutting up the creeps all over the diamond today. Winning without your best stuff & best players… hell yea boys!

This dude’s gonna get lit the fuck up

How many people have legit hit like Babe Ruth since Babe Ruth? Oh, none?

Still can’t believe we got Lynn for Dunning. What a steal. Dodged a HUGE bullet not having to labor through Dunning starts every 5 days. That dude has no place on a contending team this year.

For sure. Crystal clear now.

I’m sure the lineup reflects things we don’t know? Not every guy is available every day for reasons we never hear about. never understand the getting prissy at the lineups. So many human factors to go full priss right?

If only we pulled the Peavy for Nick Kingham & Glasnow trade. We wouldn’t even be talking about any of this!

I thought he was unhittable last year. He’s basically a rookie too. Not a bad floor to start from if that’s the case?

Or just over-offense every team to death since our pitching won’t let them score anyway

Dickman is the best nickname ever. It fits the man too. Let’s just give the credit to Hawk even though it wasn’t his. Like a parting gift to clean the slate after the Big Bertha / El Canon forceups.

Dang. Bad signing again?

Yea for sure. Can’t imagine many other teams if any can match that