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Ricky better have a short leash ready for a riggings here if it gets outa hand

Even kids on the playground or in gym class assemble their batting orders by putting the best hitters up in the first group, followed by the lesser hitters. TA7@7 is baffling, and I’m an apologist

I want Vaughn. I don’t want the Tigers drafting Vaughn and seeing him mash against us for 6 years. It’s stupid that Vaughn is a reach at #3 because he’s a 1B but a totally fine selection at 5-7. Hitting the shit out of the baseball is the most important tool.

Pitcher of the month?

Anything’s possible, and I definitely think that goes on. But it’s hard to imagine it’s easy to deke the team picking first, who can select any player in the world. I feel like the last few years we’ve been sending out some deceptive coverages only to always fall back into zone. And everyone knows we play zone

Looks like McCann is the man

Yea. When he’s on, the guys at the plate are getting better pitches. Period. Not debatable.

Hell yea. And I wouldn’t worry about Alonso. The FO knows he sucks. I imagine the plan was always for him to keep a seat hot for Collins.

Dude I 100% agree with you. I was making fun of the people who judge him based on OPS or ISO. It’s just a hot steamy pile of poop taek. The ISO and OPS taek is like always taking the checkdown to the running back instead of pump faking a safety off your receiver and burning him for an 80yd TD. Too easy gets boring.

Brace for the “but his OPS!!!”

I have to confess I have no idea who plays on the Twins. Kepler Sano and Buxton? How are they winning? I know Berios looked really good last year

The rebuild is a freight train. Y’all need to stop ragging the FO

David Simms secretly hated dogs.

Hopefully the transition of roles is complete by the end of the month. It’s getting tough to justify

What’s the best case trade for Colome? Are we targeting a top 50 prospect?

Why do we want the shitty cubs’ prospects again? Please remind me. Because Kaplan hyped them up?

This all day. Forget Palka. Collins is the key. Get him up here and see if that OBP translates. At the very worst he’s Palka & Alonso.

Yea I think the FO’ plan is to bring Collins up to replace Alonso at some point.

I missed the part where he said it was 100% the high school guy and then dissed don cooper and the entire White Sox’ coaching staff. You’d think that was the case if you got your news from Soxtalk

Well Cease did pitch the same night as Nova...

Well there’s also rooting for the largest number of negative WAR per dollar ever spent in one offseason. My poor heart being pulled in two directions

Yes! I’m going to steal that line

This rebuild looks like a monster 120mph exit velocity homerun.

I agree. Look like kids. Hard to pick a kid

I think that would be a fabulous use of money.