Jerksticks

I don’t think there’s any collusion whatsoever. It’s a free market that just got fucked with by instituting an aggressively penalizing luxury tax PLUS some of the big spenders don’t necessarily NEED to enter huge-tax-land to win this year. It’s just a perfect storm and i hope the Sox reap the benefits.

Stomping all over the small amount of reparations groups of disenfranchised races have received is different than being a spoiled brat. Opening the floodgates for everyone in America to steal those reparations is horrid. Being a spoiled brat has nothing to do with falsely playing the race card for personal gain or just to grab attention. Again I’m sorry your politics got triggered, I didn’t mean that. I think it is quite similar. I don’t really see the merit of ranking this level of doucheyness. Both cases are just really douchey and sad.

I think I pretty much like every suggestion. It all sounds pretty cool. The 3 batter minimum sounds crazy- game 7 of the World Series will have 10 guys faking injuries

Whoa man. Wasn’t trying to trigger people, so sorry. I don’t understand what Donald Trump has to do with Elizabeth Warren passing herself off as NA her whole life until caught. Again sorry to trigger your politics, not my intention at all. I only posted this because I thought this was one political topic that had no chance for partisan differences; it’s just super creepy and sad news no matter what politics you have. Forgot about Rachel Dolezal! Good one! Eerily similar. There’s gotta be others.

I don’t think this has to get political or create arguments. This is probably one of the rare instances in politics where everyone can agree, “just wow”. “I’m sorry for furthering confusion on tribal sovereignty...” Furthering confusion lol???!!?! What’s the matter, your spin doctors don’t think it’s a good idea to come out and say you cheated and used a fake heritage to steal the benefits, skip the line & establish your whole career? This is probably the most high-profile case ever of somebody pretending to be a minority to steal the benefits. It’s repulsive. What are some other instances of this?

Ah Ned Rierson fuck you!!

Lol. Just think it guarantees we get to trade from our position of strength (OF) to acquire other pieces. Right now we have Eloy who is ready and then a couple years waiting for other OFers. I’d rather get Harper and get the on base machine lefty in the heart of the order and use the OF depth to get other missing pieces.

I agree although I don’t think it’s that close. Harper is way better or at least a way better fit for our team needs

I’m with ya. Just want him to claim a spot.

It’s crazy that we are about to sign Machado for 30+M and Abreu will probably end up with a better offensive season, but less WAR.

I’m the Charlie Sheen of baseball. Without the drugs and prostitutes. Lol. ?

I thought he was done starting.

Say the trade never happens. How many people are expecting Carson Fulmer to turn it around this year? While it’s certainly possible, trading him for SOMETHING is better than losing him for nothing pretty soon.

This seems like the most sensible take on his D I’ve seen yet. Thank you for posting.

Yea man. As a kid, it seemed like every pack of baseball cards I ever opened had a Fred Mcgriff in it. My 9 sleeve binder thing always had Mccgriff on top of mcgriff next to more mcgriffs on top of mcgriffs

I know it’s the popular narrative but I just don’t see how the Phillies are contending or closer to contending or further along in a rebuild, or any other way you can say it. I look at that roster and I see pure shit

AND be able to grab Ian Clarkin back and stash him on the 40 when the cubs try to pass him through again

If Palka loses his spot, then baseball loses Jason Benetti’s only positive contribution he will ever make to anything baseball related. Palk smash

Yea for sure. And Tatis is pretty much the only time this FO ever really lost a trade of this kind. Usually the guys we send out turn out to be junk.

Maybe we are building a championship roster: Jimenez, Harper, Pederson, Jay & Engel with Robert waiting is championship level.

I still think they are after Bryce first and foremost. I like to think RH and the FO are super smart and way smarter than us. So they go and sign Machados relatives as veteran upgrades, but more importantly, to get the sheepier people to think they are being pathetic and focusing on a Machado. Everybody we’ve ever signed has been super secretive; why change that now? Meanwhile they grab Bryce while the lil puppies are looking at the treats.

Nobody knows anything. Relax about stomping all over the first amendment. Louis C.K. said it best about there being no evidence of God, “Well did anybody look behind the toaster yet?”

Shut your dirty whore mouth

Lol while I think that would be funny I just don’t think anybody cares enough about sports journalism for this to matter. I mean there’s no investigative aspect to this like Woodward and Bernstein uncovering a conspiracy. This is a bunch of grown men sadly waiting to hear something from somebody who knows something and SOMEHOW calling this activity a scoop. It’s like feeding a group of pigeons. I feel so sorry that humans have to stoop so low to rename what they are doing to sound pro. All they are doing is sitting around like sad little puppies waiting for a treat- and they call it scooping a story for some reason. I’d rather clean truck stop shitters than be a sports journalist in 2019

I still think this is a smoke screen so all the useless reporters aren’t tweeting about our pursuit of bryce. We’ll take Manny but he’s not our big fish