QUOTE (chisox2334 @ Jun 4, 2009 -> 12:12 AM)
1. gordom beckham isn't a 5 tool player gordon beckham has more than 100 tools, many of which are unknown to most baseball scouts.
1A. When the apocalypse dawns and gordon beckham comes down to destroy all of the non-believers, Chris Cotter will be spared. He will be placed on a raft with two mets fans and two of every animal.
2. gordon beckahm wasn’t slapping fives with fans after his first big league homerun. He was healing lepers and cripples.
3. Keith Hernandez thinks a girl’s place is in the dugout as long as they're on the arm of gordon beckham.
4. gordon beckham doesn’t hit 8th. Those seven other guys are just warming up the pitcher for the first real at bat of the game.
5. Us Cellular field is no longer known as a pitcher’s park now gordon beckham that hits there.
Man, I really hope this kid pans out and becomes special. Because if not, some of you guys are going to suicidal. I'm rooting for the guy too, but wow...