QUOTE(rcpweiner @ Dec 14, 2005 -> 09:40 PM)
Are you insane? He's 50/50 minimum. Guaranteed. Of course, that's only for about 4 years before he gets sick of playing the outfield (mastering the position with 4 Gold Gloves and 3 MVPs) and takes up pitching. A year off, to get command of his sinker, and then 4 straight Cy Youngs.
In conclusion: A-Rod, Pujols and Clemens combined won't be able to hold his jockstrap. Mainly because he has enormous genitals.
Seriously you are awesome.
As one of the biggest CY fans here some of you are making wild claims.