DirtySox

New day. New game. Let's win so SoxTalk isn't a bunch of miserable fuckheads. ?

J-Rod homer.

Jose Rodriguez with a hard hit double that PCA almost robbed him of.

Sosa with a double.

Boo at no Ramos today. Pitching slate doesn't seem all that interesting today either. Also here's a list of IL transactions for the White Sox to start the season.

We did it! History!

Like when Twitch played Pokemon?

Giving up 12 homers in a series is probably not conducive to winning.

Yikes.

Is this the first time for that ad behind home plate?

Did yall know Jesus believed in his teammates too?

Yep. Gamethreads are a trip.

I'm also going to be slow to react to velocity changes this season with the pitch clock and everything. Less down-time for pitchers. No idea how that variable is going to factor in.

Right down the chute again.

He averaged 93 last game against the Astros, which is pretty much in line with the last few seasons. Lance looks pretty s%*# today but I wouldn't attribute it to the fastball velocity. His location has been putrid.

This. Unless I'm reading baseball savant incorrectly, his 4 seamer has averaged 93/94 MPH the last 3 seasons. Looks like his average 4 seam fastball this season is right around 93 MPH still.

Lol. Sure.

Lots of game left in this one. Let's go.

Hit a dinger. It's a good strategy.

That location was also not ideal.

Burger hit ball hard. Jesus.