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Chris Getz and Vargas/Fletcher/Shewmake/Julks/Amaya/Robinson/DeLoach (all Getz acquisitions under .300 OBP) after they get Reverse Golden Battered too many times:

Now we're cooking.

Reinsdorf endorses this plan.

I've decided how I want this implemented. - You can use the Golden Batter after the 7th inning. - Counts as 2 outs (can carry over if you already have 2 outs) - Opponent can sub in a pitcher, even if it breaks the 3-batter minimum. - If the Golden Batter hits a home run, it becomes a home run derby.

I hate this, but if they're gonna do it, make it risky: Golden batter outs are two outs (and they can carryover to the next inning or some nonsense). Skip Bananaball. Go full Blernsball.

This is A+ satire from WestEddy.

Absolutely GOAT level post.

The Dodgers are the New York Yankees of baseball with the way they make money. For the uninitiated: RDT_20241129_205602.mp4

I mean, let's give Getz credit: He did acquire a NLCS* MVP SS worth the largest contract in team history for Fedde and Pham. *Typed World Series, not NLCS

Lmao

The real plot twist will be TLR getting hired as head coach.

"We didn't execute."

Poles could have hired Harbaugh and avoided the hot seat. Instead, he now has to nail the first three picks. If he doesn't shore up both lines in FA and the draft, he's doomed.

Don't forget Washington!